Just had my first 5G signal...
 

Out for a medical appointment I went to check GFY and my phone said 5G

Cool I thought. Waited ages for it to do something but it did t. Then it defaulted to 4G and it worked.
Unimpressed.

And rather board waiting for doctor to tell me off for being a fat fuck...

Laterzzz....

I like poo

home now - told doctor i was unimpressed - he didn't care. so i offered to impress him with my world famous 'chocolate fountain' all over his office, but security asked me o leave before i got the chance...

FML...

i had a 3g signal the otherf day while going through a basement of a building.

CurrentlySober, with 37k posts. I'll miss your poo.

I cant afford a 5G signal

Neither can I... Thats why Ive never had one before, and when I did have one earlier, it didn't work... :(

Did you get the COVID vax? If so, try to see if a spoon sticks to your forearm now.