Mortician says many dead have erections
 

Especially old men having a heart attack while fucking a much younger girl . . . :stoned

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I remember a friend was camping with us and died in his sleep.

His girlfriend didn't know he was dead and fucked him anyway.

I have used that excuse many times.

The Canadian film Kissed (1996) with Molly Parker was devoted to chronicling the journey of a young woman obsessed with death to her midnight romps with erect corpses as an embalmer.

It was an unusually interesting film.

So you let a girl have sex with the corpse of your dead friend? Jeezuz I knew you were fucked up but this is beyond the pale. Turn yourself in to the police and seek help.

There are two benefits for a woman to fuck a dead man with an erection:

1-No need for means of contraception.
2-The erection being "eternal", so she can fuck for hours and cum as many times as she wants.

:2 cents:

Wasn't 1988's Nekromantik about that as well ? ?

Don't know about that one, but Molly Parker has played in quite a few very unique films. Another goodie is "The Center of the World" (2001), where she plays a stripper who accepts a rich young tech guy's (Peter Sarsgaard) Vegas invitation for a girlfriend experience.

She's awesome and classy.

Ya know, the disadvantage of visiting here without logging in is that you will see the posts of people on your ignore list. Your response was too good for me to just let it go.

First off, I only met you once, and you were pretty quiet so I didn't pick up on whether or not you had an accent; are you one of those Quebecers that are ESL or is your reading comprehension just that bad.

Let's start with your first sentence.

#1 What makes you think I was present?
#2 If she didn't know he was dead, why would any of us?
#3 How would you have stopped her?
#4 I am positive if he had any say in the matter, he would want that as a final send off.

I am guessing as the cuck you are, you have significantly more experience than I in getting between a guy and the pussy he is fucking, so just in case it happens again I would like to know how a pro would handle it.

You should seriously seek help.

This thread needs pictures . . .

Women often come to have a kind of sexual contact on the statue of the journalist Victor Noir (27 July 1848 – 11 January 1870) located on his grave at the Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris which has become a fertility symbol.

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nice picture