What was the correct response?
 

So I'm at a crowded row of urinals, and the bloke next to me reaches round and begins fondling my bottom!

Of course, I assumed he was looking for poo, and instantly shat myself. He took his hand away real fast when he felt it get all warm...

Shame - Anyway, just so I know for next time... What was it that I was supposed to do?

TIA x

Just turn to face him and pee on his pants . . . :stoned