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brassmonkey 08-17-2023 12:18 PM

Best Energy Drinks With Electrolytes
 
what is one that won't make your heart beat out of your chest? :helpme:helpme looking towards rockstar

CaptainHowdy 08-17-2023 12:21 PM

Drink your own pee ? ?

kuprum 08-17-2023 12:22 PM

milk cocktail

https://i1.wp.com/screenshots.anysex...review.mp4.jpg

brassmonkey 08-17-2023 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23166746)
Drink your own pee ? ?

drink your own sig? no! it's empty...
:thumbsup:thumbsup
https://i.imgur.com/iVt4D2G.jpg

Brian mike 08-17-2023 12:29 PM

"Vulnerable populations, such as children, breastfeeding and pregnant people, or individuals sensitive to caffeine, can have adverse health effects if they drink these products. Negative health effects are also expected if other people overconsume these products. They rely on and trust that industry will not sell them products that do not meet Canada's food safety standards. If you sell a product that does not meet these standards, it can end up being consumed by someone who is vulnerable and could harm them."

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/you-ar...alls-1.6522410

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CurrentlySober 08-17-2023 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23166746)
Drink your own pee ? ?

Mmmmm Pee... The gateway drug to the good stuff :thumbsup

Huggles 08-17-2023 12:31 PM

I knew a dude who had a heart attack at the gym from drinking too much pre-workout and taking ephedrine pills at the same time

He lived but was fucked up after that for awhile

brassmonkey 08-17-2023 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian mike (Post 23166750)
"Vulnerable populations, such as children, breastfeeding and pregnant people, or individuals sensitive to caffeine, can have adverse health effects if they drink these products. Negative health effects are also expected if other people overconsume these products. They rely on and trust that industry will not sell them products that do not meet Canada's food safety standards. If you sell a product that does not meet these standards, it can end up being consumed by someone who is vulnerable and could harm them."

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/you-ar...alls-1.6522410

?

like canadians don't drink large or jumbo coffee

MaDalton 08-17-2023 12:42 PM

This one sells well to a certain group of GFY members

https://www.wired.com/images_blogs/u.../picture_3.png

DVTimes 08-17-2023 01:50 PM

Do not drink them as they are bad for you.

DVTimes 08-17-2023 01:52 PM

Get Supermalt. as it is not going to kill you.

Water, barley malt (7,6% of the total liquid), barley, sugar, colour (E150c), carbon dioxide, liquorice, vitamins (Niacin (B3), Thiamin (B1), Pantothenic acid (B5), Riboflavin (B2), Vitamin (B6)).

brassmonkey 08-17-2023 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 23166775)
Get Supermalt. as it is not going to kill you.

Water, barley malt (7,6% of the total liquid), barley, sugar, colour (E150c), carbon dioxide, liquorice, vitamins (Niacin (B3), Thiamin (B1), Pantothenic acid (B5), Riboflavin (B2), Vitamin (B6)).

a drink from nigeria. i might be compelled to answer those emails for millions of dollars! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JesseQuinn 08-17-2023 02:31 PM

just drink coconut water with fresh squeezed orange juice in it. if your muscles are really spasming eat a banana as well

CaptainHowdy 08-17-2023 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23166787)
just drink coconut water with fresh squeezed orange juice in it. if your muscles are really spasming eat a banana as well

Let the man desecrate, pillage, and rape his own temple :1orglaugh . . .

Tube Ace 08-17-2023 06:23 PM

https://i5.walmartimages.com.mx/gr/i...2&odnBg=FFFFFF

I think these Predator Energy drinks are only sold in Mexico, but I love the taste and gold can.

brassmonkey 08-17-2023 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23166847)
https://i5.walmartimages.com.mx/gr/i...2&odnBg=FFFFFF

I think these Predator Energy drinks are only sold in Mexico, but I love the taste and gold can.

coca cola hmmm thanx!
https://www.coca-colahellenic.com/en...nergy/predator

Tube Ace 08-17-2023 06:52 PM

^ I love the description from the website.


Predator Energy, the first global affordable energy drink by Monster Energy exists to ignite your hustling spirit and allow you to thrive not just survive.

Predators live by instinct and conquer with courage.

The power of Predator will unchain your animal spirit, keeping you focused and making you feel fresh longer. With a fierce flavour that goes down easy it guarantees to tame your thirst.

Predator Energy provides the edge you need not just to survive but to thrive.

Predator Energy - Rule Your Kingdom



They only cost about a dollar and taste almost exactly like redbull for a third of the price.

Look Chang 08-17-2023 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23166746)
Drink your own pee ? ?

I prefer drinking the pee of sexy girls while I am licking their pussy . . . :winkwink:

money biz 08-17-2023 09:40 PM

When I was younger 2 stacker energy shots and a Pedialyte would get you buggin

brassmonkey 08-17-2023 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by money biz (Post 23166901)
When I was younger 2 stacker energy shots and a Pedialyte would get you buggin

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://i.imgur.com/1GJ89Mv.gif

JesseQuinn 08-17-2023 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23166837)
Let the man desecrate, pillage, and rape his own temple :1orglaugh . . .

all for that. this is what cigs are for =p


being real though...kinda an expert on this subject and electrolyte balance is about how your body feels

getting cramps, getting dizzy, skin tingly? yeah, minimum coconut water, orange juice (fresh) and a banana

if really bad then holla pedialyte as per money_biz. I always have that on hand in my freezer. keep my bananas in the freezer as well. freeze well; like my food cool. both frozen mango (RIP mango season) and banana are better than ice cream


for energy if you don't want coffee try bissy tea. REALLY good for you

I need my coffee but too much and I do get quivery. bissy provides the boost without the jolt


I think a lot of people go cold into workouts, if energy boost for that is the issue here

stretch like a mofo to your fav tracks, every morning whether you work out or not. dance to them too

maybe try starting with the easier stuff and building up to the hard core 10 mins in. if using videos learn them, try the easier stuff first by skipping around on them (more than one) and then finish them all hard


my 1 hour 40 min workout today took me three hours in this oven

breaks to wring out my workout shirt, mop up the floor from sweat with a workout shirt I didn't wash from yesterday (floor dry in 5 mins in this heat). but revved to get back as I never sat down and just stretched until safe to start jumping around again. at times that took me some time, I can't do heat stroke and that's a real risk here and no doubt a lot of places

some prefer to come on hard though, so to each their own. just know for myself until endorphins kick in all the caffeine in the world won't help me

SO much more badass at 20 mins than min 1


re plan: you have to find your groove

you don't need anything but real food to do it

brassmonkey 08-17-2023 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23166931)
all for that. this is what cigs are for =p


being real though...kinda an expert on this subject and electrolyte balance is about how your body feels

getting cramps, getting dizzy, skin tingly? yeah, minimum coconut water, orange juice (fresh) and a banana

if really bad then holla pedialyte as per money_biz. I always have that on hand in my freezer. keep my bananas in the freezer as well. freeze well; like my food cool. both frozen mango (RIP mango season) and banana are better than ice cream


for energy if you don't want coffee try bissy tea. REALLY good for you

I need my coffee but too much and I do get quivery. bissy provides the boost without the jolt


I think a lot of people go cold into workouts, if energy boost for that is the issue here

stretch like a mofo to your fav tracks, every morning whether you work out or not. dance to them too

maybe try starting with the easier stuff and building up to the hard core 10 mins in. if using videos learn them, try the easier stuff first by skipping around on them (more than one) and then finish them all hard


my 1 hour 40 min workout today took me three hours in this oven

breaks to wring out my workout shirt, mop up the floor from sweat with a workout shirt I didn't wash from yesterday (floor dry in 5 mins in this heat). but revved to get back as I never sat down and just stretched until safe to start jumping around again. at times that took me some time, I can't do heat stroke and that's a real risk here and no doubt a lot of places

some prefer to come on hard though, so to each their own. just know for myself until endorphins kick in all the caffeine in the world won't help me

SO much more badass at 20 mins than min 1


re plan: you have to find your groove

you don't need anything but real food to do it

i said drinks not no reviews... :helpme:helpme duh fuck??

JesseQuinn 08-17-2023 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23166938)
i said drinks not no reviews... :helpme:helpme duh fuck??

my bad

will never try to give outside the box advice again to you

have fun swilling down chemicals that will help you 'recover' cuz it says so on the label

energy needed and recovery from what exactly? I assumed you meant a workout thing. is this an 'electrolytes depleted from mowing the lawn' situation? if you have enough 'energy' to do it?

energy drink advertising would never lie

brassmonkey 08-17-2023 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23166941)
my bad

will never try to give outside the box advice again to you

have fun swilling down chemicals

if you didn't grow or make it. it has chems baby girl. and you just did it again! :1orglaugh

JesseQuinn 08-18-2023 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23166942)
if you didn't grow or make it. it has chems baby girl

not your baby and everything I rec'd above except for pedialtye I source local

cigs, protein shakes, pedia, cat litter/food...those are imported

MY food found 10 mins walk down the road. coconut water you don't buy in stores if local, you buy it off the road from a dude with a machete pouring the water into a pitcher, for me to take home and freeze for individual bottles

same with bananas and oranges, drop off the trees here. esp limes, my absolute fav but not very high in potassium. fresh squeezed lime water ice cold? best refresher ever

sorry you live in the US, wish you the best with it and take care of that lawn! stretch before using the mower

still think even with preservatives what I propose is better than that chemical advertising gimmick shit


you ever need a smoke I got your back though

brassmonkey 08-18-2023 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23166958)
not your baby and everything I rec'd above except for pedialtye I source local

cigs, protein shakes, pedia, cat litter/food...those are imported

MY food found 10 mins walk down the road. coconut water you don't buy in stores if local, you buy it off the road from a dude with a machete pouring the water into a pitcher, for me to take home and freeze for individual bottles

same with bananas and oranges, drop off the trees here. esp limes, my absolute fav but not very high in potassium. fresh squeezed lime water ice cold? best refresher ever

sorry you live in the US, wish you the best with it and take care of that lawn! stretch before using the mower

still think even with preservatives what I propose is better than that chemical advertising gimmick shit


you ever need a smoke I got your back though

smoked maybe a blunt... take that hippie plant shit somewhere else :1orglaugh

JesseQuinn 08-18-2023 12:31 AM

I was talking about cigs in my last line

have a wonderful night

TurboB 08-18-2023 01:16 AM

https://iili.io/HbHHL11.webp

DVTimes 08-18-2023 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23166782)
a drink from nigeria. i might be compelled to answer those emails for millions of dollars! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You can get it in the UK.

I am in the UK and drink it.

It tastes like weatabix, but is great and I think healthy.

They have a few firms selling it.

You may find it in the USA.

If not import it and make millions.

djroof 08-18-2023 02:25 PM

Monster White Ultra but best supplement to drink is Xtend, which has electrolytes & amino ;)

CaptainHowdy 08-18-2023 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23166931)
all for that. this is what cigs are for =p

I chickened out on cigs a long while ago. Guess I wasn't really hoping for an early death after all.

Another polemic: I never stretch before workout (or after).

The Porn Nerd 08-18-2023 03:56 PM

I used to drink a lot of Gatorade as a kid but then I found out it is banned in the EU! That's good enough for me - the food is WAY better in Europe than America - so now I just drink a lot of water.

Stay away from all this processed shit. It never ceases to amaze me what people will drink and put in their bodies.

brassmonkey 08-18-2023 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23167217)
I used to drink a lot of Gatorade as a kid but then I found out it is banned in the EU! That's good enough for me - the food is WAY better in Europe than America - so now I just drink a lot of water.

Stay away from all this processed shit. It never ceases to amaze me what people will drink and put in their bodies.

are you fucking crazy??? Jacques Pépin would slap you across the lips!!! on cooking with julia Jacques Pépin put two sticks of butter in the cake and 1 stick for the frosting! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i swear to god!!! julia did not like that! she said something to object. i can't remember :(
look at this shit! no frosting 2 and a half sticks of butter LOL im not playin
https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/...ite-pound-cake

CaptainHowdy 08-18-2023 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23167220)
are you fucking crazy??? Jacques Pépin would slap you across the lips!!! on cooking with julia Jacques Pépin put two sticks of butter in the cake and 1 stick for the frosting! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i swear to god!!! julia did not like that! she said something to object. i can't remember :(
look at this shit! no frosting 2 and a half sticks of butter LOL im not playin
https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/...ite-pound-cake

Your're not supossed to eat the whole cake . . . guess that is the european mindset.

brassmonkey 08-18-2023 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23167223)
Your're not supossed to eat the whole cake . . . guess that is the european mindset.

that is way to much butter. what are you suppose to have a paper thin slice?

JesseQuinn 08-18-2023 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djroof (Post 23167196)
Monster White

not gonna lie that ish is objectively tasty as fuck


Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23167209)
I never stretch before workout (or after).

https://i.imgur.com/lqftUVs.jpg


Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23167223)
Your're not supossed to eat the whole cake . . . guess that is the european mindset.

:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 08-18-2023 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23167243)
not gonna lie that ish is objectively tasty as fuck




https://i.imgur.com/lqftUVs.jpg




:1orglaugh

you bitched at me and you like fuckin monster drinks... well ok then

JesseQuinn 08-18-2023 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23167244)
you bitched at me and you like fuckin monster drinks... well ok then

I didn't 'bitch' at you Mr Sensitive Soul, was just giving my take in a way that you went you went all sideways with

I don't drink them, I haven't had one in years. I've never even seen a Monster drink here where I live now so couldn't buy one even if I wanted to. it's not that kinda town

just said they are tasty cuz they are

you sound cranky. maybe go eat a cheesburger and fries. will distract you from fretting over the French having too much butter in their pound cake

brassmonkey 08-18-2023 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23167245)
I didn't 'bitch' at you Mr Sensitive Soul, was just giving my take in a way that you went you went all sideways with

I don't drink them, I haven't had one in years. I've never even seen a Monster drink here where I live now so couldn't buy one even if I wanted to. it's not that kinda town

just said they are tasty cuz they are

you sound cranky. maybe go eat a cheesburger and fries. will distract you from fretting over the French having too much butter in their pound cake

so you quit and want to throw your renewed miss jesse my way... that westboro stuff! Monster White energy drink is the blue eyed devil! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :helpme:helpme

The Porn Nerd 08-18-2023 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23167220)
are you fucking crazy??? Jacques Pépin would slap you across the lips!!! on cooking with julia Jacques Pépin put two sticks of butter in the cake and 1 stick for the frosting! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i swear to god!!! julia did not like that! she said something to object. i can't remember :(
look at this shit! no frosting 2 and a half sticks of butter LOL im not playin
https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/...ite-pound-cake

European butter is not like our American butter. It is pure, wholesome and makes white people extra happy because it doesn't make them fat! :pimp

Let them eat cake remember. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 08-18-2023 06:27 PM

Diet 'V' - Chemical soup but tastes so damn good!..

TheLegacy 08-18-2023 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23166753)
like canadians don't drink large or jumbo coffee


You got me there. I have a few Tim Horton's daily and always on the first one I take a sip and think to myself, "hmmm.... everyone lives today"

brassmonkey 08-18-2023 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 23167264)
You got me there. I have a few Tim Horton's daily and always on the first one I take a sip and think to myself, "hmmm.... everyone lives today"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 08-19-2023 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23167245)
cheesburger and french fries

https://media.tenor.com/I7QkHH-wak4AAAAC/rumble-wwf.gif

brassmonkey 08-19-2023 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23167383)

nobody is buying your sig dogg... i was wowed when you last sold it... :helpme:helpme:helpme

bmwracer41 08-19-2023 12:45 PM

Get into the gym and exercise

drink Tea, with Lemon

and drink water with cayenne Pepper


All of this stuff will help much more then energy drinks , that mostly amp you up with Niacin

JesseQuinn 08-19-2023 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23167384)
...

dehydration can cause irritability. you should really drink some coconut water, it'll help ya feel less cranky


Quote:

Originally Posted by bmwracer41 (Post 23167448)
and drink water with cayenne Pepper

another good one, no electrolytes but great for the tummy and good pain reliever for muscle aches


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