Ever jerked off for an old lady?
 

Legit back in like 2007 I was high as balls on e and drunk as fuck at like 7:00 AM at my office


I was on like iFriends or some other webcam app, and I got a chat request from some old lady, and I clicked accept and she was sitting there looking like a ghost and the first thing she said was she worked at a lighthouse somewhere, I forgot, but it looked like she was in some sort of industrial setting, and she said she needed to watch a young guy jerk off so she could have the energy to work through her bullshit day


So I did it, I had a fierce wank and threw forth ropes that would make Peter North blush


Now I think back on it... who was that woman? How do I get paid? That was a sick performance and I did it for free


What a waste!

I tried to once long ago, I was at a random rich lady's house in a suburb I grew up in down the street, and when I hinted at it she told me that I have Aspergers, so I was like "tf is that?" and left.. lol

btw lol, I have a few Peter North DVDs hidden in my closet from long ago ^^

Yo mamma!

:1orglaugh

Man, he walked right into that one :upsidedow

fr fr no cap

So she told you to leave?

I was at my ex girlfriend's cabin in the Kamloops area in the 00's, and my girlfriend and her father and her brother were stuck in Merritt or some shit due to construction, and her mom and I were in the cabin alone for like 6 hours and she made me several Mint Juleps and blew me on the couch, she was so hot as fuck with yuge titties and a tiny waist, her husband was a gambling addict and was never home, anyways then I went back to the guest beroom and passed out and my girlfriend never found out. Haha.

Where you tripping on Peter North's Power Pills as well ? ?

lol no, after she said that, she was acting real weird, like showing me her tap dancing and told me stories about how the cops around there didn't like her because she did crazy lady things, so I just made up a reason to leave. Something like my dad will find out or something lol.

Jerking off for an old lady is not my cup of tea. :uhoh

Depends... what age is considered old?

Listen I just made this shit up because I didn't want cunt rocket lady having the most bizarre post on this board

so you basically jerked off for a ghost in a light house?

I think I found her - seriously.

Are there any female lighthouse keepers?

Today, there is just one female lighthouse keeper—Sally Snowman, a U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary volunteer who watches over Boston Light, a historic lighthouse on Massachusetts Bay. For the record - in 2023 she is a little over 70 years old.

https://lovethemaldives.com/travel-pedia/are-there-any-active-lighthouses-in-the-us#:~:text=Are%20there%20any%20female%20lighthouse ,historic%20lighthouse%20on%20Massachusetts%20Bay.


Sally Snowman lighthouse keeper

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Lighthouse hoes need dick too.

:2 cents:

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Excited by old gals?

Well, if the woman is like this one, I'd probably consider even to marry her!

For the record she is a 68yo Brazilian fitness model.

Some times Mother Nature is generous with some and very greedy with others...

I would like she was the grand mother of my wife . . . :stoned

yes at the nude beach

lol this thread is amazing

Yes, she was around 40.

But looked 30, so I was like what the hell.

Finally, I definitively prefer jerking off in front of young women . . .

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