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Tube Ace, inside!
What do you say you and I get oiled up and wrassle like a bunch of sweaty pigs. First one to tap out gets kissed.
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Watermelon Jello only. Then you have to eat all of it after taping out. That sounds like a win-win for you, doesn't it?
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^ I'm not even gonna ask...
But one thing I do know is... https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e1/d4/46/e...d43c168a16.jpg |
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So you don't want to wrassle because you feel you may get a boner? Understandable.
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No sexy Str8dom talk for free.. meet me on CB. You can be my first paypig
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Unlike you, I've never had to pay for sex.
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That's true. You've never had sex with anyone but yourself.
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Fucked yo greasy mom last night. She wants you out of her basement btw.
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Sorry bruh, I don't have time for this bullshit today. I get booty calls in the morning as well (she's a hotel receptionist), so I've got some new 😺 on the way over now.
https://i.imgur.com/O8RbkiJ.png Have fun in 🌈 fantasy land. ✌️ |
Oh look, ya boy got options. I might have to make it a double-header this afternoon...
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You're trying to hard to pretend you're not a glizzy gladiator.
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The fact that I had to google "glizzy gladiator", a term you are obviously familiar with says everything I need to know about you.
MODS: how is this not considered sexual harassment? I have made it clear several times on this forum I am not interested in homosexual activities. FUCK OFF. I have your photo saved and will report you to your local authorities for whatever possible crimes I can have you prosecuted for. https://i.imgur.com/0YfRoBw.jpg This is your last warning. |
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Bro has a photo of me saved for fap sessions and claims he's not into throat goating glizzy. Okay.
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part of Thai boxing :winkwink: Tube, grapple with kitten & see whoŽs on the floor first, would be great to watch and after iŽd be willing to make it porn too :thumbsup |
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your dicks on my tits and a fantastic 3some, fuck yeah :winkwink: |
this was 3 guys, but i know i could share you both equally....
https://pornzog.com/video/13076315/n...pt1-bonus-vid/ :winkwink: come on :thumbsup |
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What's funny is he doesn't care that you fucked his mom last night - what is concerning to him is that after your visit his dog was walking funny. |
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She's has been a born-again virgin since my brother was conceived in 1985. My father is the only man she had been with her entire life. She will be 70 next year. I don't know whose pooch he screwed, but I don't have one... plus, I wouldn't be bragging about bestiality. |
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Ok well first - the joke was directed at Kitten and NOT you. Actually I was defending you until you turned it around and started attacking me and my choice of words. Kitten took the joke well and laughed - then suddenly you went all Mormon on me. That's fine to have the goals and hope you find what you're looking for but don't forget the webmaster board you're on or the industry which seems to be in direct opposition to the values you're projecting in this thread. Now - the question is - are you a virgin? I mean you're demanding a lot from the girl but are you as well offering the same values to her that you're wanting? I mean the CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males ages 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins ages 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins ages 40 to 44 https://www.theatlantic.com/health/a...y-loss/284412/ It can happen and know someone in their late 70's who married a woman also in her 70's who was a virgin but those are very few today. That being said - for whatever my opinion is worth - you need to chill out and not take things to seriously on this board. I'm sure if you met kitten at a trade show you'd be having drinks and laughing. I often found this to be true that people just create their board personalities that are different than real life. Good luck |
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I'm not demanding a lot. Everyone is born a virgin, but not everyone is born a multi-millionaire. My virgin wife would never have to work a day in her life, only fulfilling her duties as a mother. Quote:
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which begs the question - where are you from? trying to get insights as to who you are |
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Beautiful women want masculine men.
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I don't know the cost over there, just going by what you wrote last year Quote:
you're like the dude who thinks Chantal at the strip club fell in love with him don't get me wrong, sw'ers (cammers, dancers, RL providers, whatever) CAN actually care (sometimes deeply) about clients and consider them friends, but Tube, if it's a strictly a job as indicated by your hyper-posting of those texts, Mexican sw'ers aren't all that into you. neither asked you how you stay, how was your day. real talk stuff. kind of a huge indicator and no I did not bookmark that thread or anything weird like that. not gonna tread on your purview. just recalled that you wrote that and goog'ed 'prostitutes tubeace site:gfy.com' and lo and behold, t'was the first result :1orglaugh now go post that hella old pic of me from when I was sick. trying to shame me (PS not shamed, your efforts to do so were comical. I had to gain weight to be back to 100% and look back fondly on that at least. miss hip bone bruises when I slept. loved being skinny even though no else did) here's one shot tonight after a show for an update to my ava from a few months back. needed to shoot a custom anyway so a two in one thing. pic footage then the actual vid. I changed my top for the latter though https://i.imgur.com/DigRauI.png proof of date https://i.imgur.com/fx8pEif.jpg ladies treating you well over there Tube? I hope at that price you tip them massive but get you've been through some rough economic times as per your own words plying with them with food and wine is excellent :thumbsup at least you have some manners. anyone who enters you home is a guest and should be treated with respect and hospitality just yeah, they totally love your dick and not what it can provide for them as um, their job again no shade on any of y'all and more power to the ladies involved hope they can help distract you from the anguish of waiting on a call from Chantal |
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Now - Ace - I'm sorry but holding someone else up to a standard you're not willing to meet is called being a hypocritic. Try for a second to think like your potential future wife - who meets this guy who's highest value is a virgin and someone like his mom - yet when she finds out that you've paid for hookers regularly - even twice in a short period of time - do you think she's going to feel happy that she saved herself for this? Much less she can trust you? BTW for the record - masculine men if that's what you think don't need to pay for hookers. If you're saying women are attracted to that then there is no need to pay for sex is there? A true man is not defined by how many women he's fucked - that just makes you patient zero. That BS thinking went out a long long time ago and with it you'll either end up in jail with abuse charges or along in a seniors home with no family or wife to visit you because you're to arrogant. So don't think you have the right to judge anyone unless you yourself live a life to your standards. That is not what a man is... that isn't what integrity is. For over 30 years in this industry I can't think of any time or anyone that knew me that didn't say that I had a different moral and ethical code for doing business an for life - but that I always lived what I preached. I know I work in porn - but am proud of the family and friends that have come from it over the years. Good luck on your journey but remember down the road what i said when you get older that changing your attitude will make your life happier rather than miserable. |
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LOL... I'm married. I'm not in line just stating the obvious |
This whole thread, fuck I'm in literal tears laughing I can't read half the stuff anymore.
Thanks for starting my week off with a jolly laugh, Tube Ace. Your pathetic-ness is awe inspiring, hilarious and a bit cringy. Don't change. |
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https://i.imgur.com/rXN8Xw8.png These aren't hookers. Even though I've spent far more on dinner dates, taxis, drinks (not complaining because I've got to eat meals too) on these women than paying a pro's hourly fee. Quote:
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https://i.imgur.com/pr21zo3.jpg proof of date https://i.imgur.com/topMCBo.png Quote:
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Half of men in the US have given up on dating entirely. Due to the hypergamous nature of women, the top 20% of men are dating 80% of the women, creating a polyamorous society, which of course women blame men for without realizing they are expecting to obtain men out of their own leagues due to their unchecked delusion from listening to their miserable single friends and simps (who the females have no attraction to anyway). https://i0.wp.com/therationalmale.co...d_dad-copy.jpg Men of my stature don't go unnoticed very easily. Western men are treated like Gods and Rock Stars in foreign lands. I look like the leading Hollywood men that women are used to seeing as heroes and good protectors and providers in the movies. It's so easy for me to get women, it's almost not even a challenge or fun anymore. https://i.imgur.com/uCRH3QSl.jpg Here's another female half my age I dated, who is not a hooker (law student): https://i.imgur.com/3rpFCmG.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lmNfh7a.jpg |
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These women will literally fight each other for our attention. Just ask my ex-girlfriend from England who showed up to a bar an hour after I got there and had a woman from South America already all over me and wanting to claw my GF's eyes out for a chance to get with me. |
no you can't
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I'm glad your neckbeard-self is amused. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two from me such as dressing well, grooming and fitness so you won't have to simulate sex with prehistoric creature plastic toys while pretending not to be a miserable incel. :thumbsup |
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https://c8.alamy.com/comp/H2T1GR/gir...top-H2T1GR.jpg ^ That's a lot of single young women looking for a man. |
Threads bearing my name get more views than threads with half-naked women in swimwear.
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Bruvva the only reason these threads got views is because everyone laughing at me making fun of you.
You only drew in the views because you're the subject of ridicule. |
way to spoil the plot Kittens
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Bro so in the closet ashamed of himself that he writes paragraphs after paragraphs and even digs up youtube videos and pictures of men he masturbates to to show us how not gay he is.
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