MODS: how is this not considered totes gay?
 

He saved another man's photo, how is this not gay af?

Also I love that photo of me. Probably a good one to save Tube Ace. Great taste my guy.

Sure, it's a good photo of you, but Tube Ace needs his nails clipped and maybe some moisturizer on his scales.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lap it up, incels.

Bro you're the one who constantly tells us how you pay for sex but we're the incels? hahahahahahahahaha

Bro, it was only $20. Your mom begged me on her knees at the gas station and I felt so bad for her that she raised such a loser for a son. I thought it was rather generous of me.

I don't have a mom, I have two dads. Congrats on admitting you're gay.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Hate to break it to you, but it takes a male and female to procreate. Yes, even a creature as grotesque as you.

Watching your two dads have sex has clearly rubbed off on you though.

You know how I know you're gay?

It's not gay if you don't actually enjoy it ? ?

https://i.imgur.com/VNjZi6W.png

Ya'll need therapy, or girlfriends, or AI to simulate a sentient being who is remotely interested in anything you do with your lives and well-being. I honestly feel sorry for you guys at this point. It's just... sad. Really.

Go for a walk and enjoy nature. Join a gym. Build some confidence in yourselves. Donate some time at a homeless shelter. Clearly, sitting at a computer 24/7 is taking a toll on your mental and physical health.

Because your dick tastes like shit.

You guys just keep making me better and more successful. That's what winners do. Ya'll can't even get a seat to see us perform live.



Thank you. I need your hate to fuel the fire :)

What a hunk that Tom Brady guy is too. It just sucks I have to compete for the same women as him now that's he's single again.

First Brad Pitt gets divorced and now Tom Brady?!? Ughhh!! I'm off to the gym for 20th consecutive day...

Best Tom Brady interview I've ever seen. Full interview: