If only more women understood this
 

Whenever it comes to this subject I let my man JLP take it from here…

:2 cents:

The hardest part is getting a fake job and convincing your homie to lend you his ankle monitor



King Mark: yeah she's 35 and knows she's in the Danger Zone



OHL: I love that video. My other favorite is when he asks a guy if he thinks his wife is his equal




NatalieK: *soft voice* Aye baybe, Aye baybe, you lookin fo a new pimp in yo' life?


Nutjobs like Sarettah think I'm just lucky and born beautiful like I don't have to maintain my sex appeal. Like motherfucker, you don't think I wanna eat cake and donuts and play video games all day too? Sheeeeit.

Never would want a pimp, i like being the boss lol & my partner & I went out for years & in love before we got into this business...

however, you made me giggle when you mentioned cake & donuts!

I love donuts & enjoy wine, most days, I can´t help but enjoy some naughty calories, but then, I`ll stick to fruit for the rest of the day, or drink more wine (is grapes) :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Her(?) comment is 99% accurate, you get 99.5 because of the "fake job" comment. Not sure your job but the rest? Definitely fake. You must be pretty bored; if I was getting half of the pussy you claim to be buying, I wouldn't be wasting my time here.

I picture a fat, white, incel and/or simp if I try to imagine the warrior behind your keyboard.

*sigh*

I'll reply to this after I've had breakfast and popped 100mg of Ritalin in a few days. I've got too much work to catch up on and want to enjoy the weekend...

Until then... I'll just say I still post here to make it easier on my biographers and historians.

Olddog, you're a motorcycle guy. If you were 60 years younger, the girl on the back of your bike would be breaking her neck to check me out, unbeknownst to you, as your eyes were on the road as about 80% of women do now.