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CurrentlySober 10-28-2023 02:20 PM
What a poointless invention...
 


I mean, isn't this what are your pants are for?

BTW, I also make the same noises (but louder) while out about using my pants as he does his invention - Poointless... :2 cents:

mikeet 10-28-2023 03:27 PM
Fun fact: Men prefer Bratwurst and women love Summer Sausage

JesseQuinn 10-28-2023 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by mikeet (Post 23192780)
Fun fact: Men prefer Bratwurst and women love Summer Sausage
what about a nice footlong? :upsidedow

mikeet 10-28-2023 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23192783)
what about a nice footlong? :upsidedow
They like footlongs too, however summer sausage's have more girth and are usually about the same length :winkwink:

JesseQuinn 10-28-2023 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mikeet (Post 23192789)
They like footlongs too, however summer sausage's have more girth and are usually about the same length :winkwink:
I defer to the expert!

for real, I actually looked up comparison as I'm not familiar with either. never even heard of a summer sausage before this thread, never seen a footlong hotdog IRL; I think that's an American thing

you're right, footlongs do kinda look like cervix pokers in comparison. plus the word 'girth' always cracks me up. I'll take the summer sausage


but here we are dragging a serious thread about car pooping into the gutter. sincere apologies CS

mikeet 10-28-2023 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23192797)
I defer to the expert!

for real, I actually looked up comparison as I'm not familiar with either. never even heard of a summer sausage before this thread, never seen a footlong hotdog IRL; I think that's an American thing

you're right, footlongs do kinda look like cervix pokers in comparison. plus the word 'girth' always cracks me up. I'll take the summer sausage


but here we are dragging a serious thread about car pooping into the gutter. sincere apologies CS
CS probably doesn't give a shit, and summer sausages are a real treat for thanksgiving for both men and women!

Rochard 10-28-2023 07:13 PM
Where was this when I needed it?

I stopped in at one of my favorite pizza places in San Francisco and then headed back to Sacramento last weekend. Right before I hit the Bay Bridge my stomach was upset. The moment I got on the Bay Bridge - in bumper to bumper traffic - I had a serious problem. Of course there is no exit for the next ten minutes - long bridge and lots of traffic.

I know San Francisco pretty well but not Oakland / Berkley. I decided on a Target in Berkley. I seriously thought about pulling over and just dropping my pants.... Somehow I managed to make it.

mikeet 10-28-2023 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 23192814)
Where was this when I needed it?

I stopped in at one of my favorite pizza places in San Francisco and then headed back to Sacramento last weekend. Right before I hit the Bay Bridge my stomach was upset. The moment I got on the Bay Bridge - in bumper to bumper traffic - I had a serious problem. Of course there is no exit for the next ten minutes - long bridge and lots of traffic.

I know San Francisco pretty well but not Oakland / Berkley. I decided on a Target in Berkley. I seriously thought about pulling over and just dropping my pants.... Somehow I managed to make it.
Your mail is on slow pro

CurrentlySober 10-30-2023 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 23192814)
Where was this when I needed it?

I stopped in at one of my favorite pizza places in San Francisco and then headed back to Sacramento last weekend. Right before I hit the Bay Bridge my stomach was upset. The moment I got on the Bay Bridge - in bumper to bumper traffic - I had a serious problem. Of course there is no exit for the next ten minutes - long bridge and lots of traffic.

I know San Francisco pretty well but not Oakland / Berkley. I decided on a Target in Berkley. I seriously thought about pulling over and just dropping my pants.... Somehow I managed to make it.
Missed opperpoonity if you asked me - Ideal situation to just go in your pants and sit in it all the way home. :2 cents:

Not only would you have got to see what all the fuss was about, your wife would have even been sympathetic to your 'predicament'...

Aside from you having to hide your boner, she would never know just quite how enjoyable you found it to be... :2 cents:

Until you decide to use the bed next time that is... :thumbsup


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