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Do not fuck a pumpkin
Even though you can cut a nice hole in a pumpkin, DO NOT FUCK IT!
Pumpkin flesh feels slimy and gooey, but it is actually very coarse. Your dick will be like fucking sandpaper after 1 minute. Ask me how I know?! |
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Yikes :1orglaugh
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Don't tell me what to do, now I'm gonna go pump some kin... wait no, fuck a pumpkin.
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Always wear a condom while fucking a pumpkin . . . :stoned
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Rotten pumpkin could be soft enough :winkwink:
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Or you will get a butternut squash in the ass
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i cunt a4da pumpkin... :(
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Good thing you told me... I was just about to fuck a pumpkin after I'm done writing some article. Thanks, mate! You're a lifesaver. GFY rocks!
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If the pumpkin consents . . .
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Better to make soup with it.
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