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Huggles 10-31-2023 06:40 PM

Do not fuck a pumpkin
 
Even though you can cut a nice hole in a pumpkin, DO NOT FUCK IT!

Pumpkin flesh feels slimy and gooey, but it is actually very coarse. Your dick will be like fucking sandpaper after 1 minute. Ask me how I know?!

Galaxy Media 10-31-2023 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23193870)
Even though you can cut a nice hole in a pumpkin, DO NOT FUCK IT!

Pumpkin flesh feels slimy and gooey, but it is actually very coarse. Your dick will be like fucking sandpaper after 1 minute. Ask me how I know?!

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 10-31-2023 07:05 PM

Yikes :1orglaugh

Killswitch 10-31-2023 07:47 PM

Don't tell me what to do, now I'm gonna go pump some kin... wait no, fuck a pumpkin.

Look Chang 10-31-2023 08:40 PM

Always wear a condom while fucking a pumpkin . . . :stoned

https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploa...0&h=630&crop=1

nazgiga 10-31-2023 09:23 PM

Rotten pumpkin could be soft enough :winkwink:

pornmasta 10-31-2023 11:50 PM

Or you will get a butternut squash in the ass

CurrentlySober 11-01-2023 03:15 AM

i cunt a4da pumpkin... :(

LetterTwenty7 11-01-2023 03:27 AM

Good thing you told me... I was just about to fuck a pumpkin after I'm done writing some article. Thanks, mate! You're a lifesaver. GFY rocks!

fris 11-01-2023 08:03 AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/amplify_video_...g-2H8imx5z.jpg

CaptainHowdy 11-01-2023 11:26 AM

If the pumpkin consents . . .

NakedWomenTime 11-01-2023 12:57 PM

Better to make soup with it.

RyuLion 11-02-2023 03:08 PM

https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-c...-pumpkins9.jpg
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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