It is soooooooo cold
 

I often think about doing a crime that could get me banged up for three months this time of year.

Then let the state feed me and have a nice hot place for three months.

It would be like a three month holiday.

Then come out when the weather gets nice.

That's really old school, outdated thinking...

Here's what you do in 2023...

Step 1: Purchase one of THESE for £6.99 from B&Q

Step 2: Inflate it, then go and sit in it on the beach

Step 3: Aggressively demand Food & Money from passers by... Shout loudly & aggressively about it being your 'Human Rights' - This will result in them calling the police.

Step 4: When police arrive, tell them in broken english that you have just arrived in the UK from abroad, and refuse to tell them your name or where you are from...

Step 5: Relax as you find yourself in a 5 Star hotel over Xmas, along with daily money allowance to spend as you wish. Once the weather turns warmer, simply just leave whenever you choose to and go home...

That's the modern way to do it... :2 cents:

My mate suggested that.

Why not simply go on vacation to a tropical location for 3 months?

If not why not just dress in drag then go down to the local library and read children's books to kids. That should do it.

why not just take a trip to France, lose your passport & all evidence of you...

then just make your way back to the UK & make sure you get caught when you´re in Dover

could buy some cheap beer while you´re near Belgium :2 cents:

Go to Thailand and say you want to fuck the King.

The weather is nice in Thailand.

The weather is nice in Thailand same in Hell Thailand movie _watch signature_

Is that what being poor is like?

Or you could buy a house that has a heater.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If you exercised as much as you post, you'll have no problem being warm all winter

or could work & update his website...

or more probably, get a job, a normal job & stop harassing those that do earn & make a living from the adult business :thumbsup

no, it´s being a fucking asshole in this business & not really knowing what your head from your ass is...



thank you British government!


What a cunt! :thumbsup