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zawali 11-30-2023 05:04 AM

Xhamster finnaly launched their own store
 
https://xhamstershop.com/

DVTimes 11-30-2023 05:35 AM

Not sure many will buy.

Playboy did well marketing clothes to the public, to the point I have seen six year olds with branded playboy goods.

People have got pornhub and faketaxi stuff as it is seen as a joke. I have seen a few cars with faketaxi stickers.

But I am not sure xhamster will have that same appeal.

Erobits 11-30-2023 08:25 AM

-Buy a Christmas tree
-Gifts for the family +DONE+

RyuLion 11-30-2023 11:40 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Good luck to them!

mechanicvirus 11-30-2023 12:11 PM

Oh cool, can't wait to see exactly who i think is going to wear these clothes while i silently distance myself, because even mentioning that i work in porn to normal people wearing porn clothes will summon the depths of hell in the form of "PEOPLE PAY FOR IT?".

mechanicvirus 11-30-2023 12:35 PM

I step out of my car at the local Audi car meet, I see a gentleman in a slammed audi a4 with scratched rims. Notice the two in the pink one in the stink bumper sticker, @xx_timmytommyf4st5 instagram sticker on the side and back windows, he stands up and lets his Xhamster shirt unravel and goes "heh sup bro, you on the hamster too?".

The Porn Nerd 11-30-2023 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23204627)
I step out of my car at the local Audi car meet, I see a gentleman in a slammed audi a4 with scratched rims. Notice the two in the pink one in the stink bumper sticker, @xx_timmytommyf4st5 instagram sticker on the side and back windows, he stands up and lets his Xhamster shirt unravel and goes "heh sup bro, you on the hamster too?".

Sounds kool to me bro. :)

(Of course 'you on the hamster' has another meaning so I'd be careful yo.)

mechanicvirus 11-30-2023 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23204639)
Sounds kool to me bro. :)

(Of course 'you on the hamster' has another meaning so I'd be careful yo.)

Do you identify as a slammed Audi a4?

The Porn Nerd 11-30-2023 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23204652)
Do you identify as a slammed Audi a4?

No, if anything I identify as a Burt Reynolds-era Pontiac Trans Am. :thumbsup

Oh wait....'trans' am? Hmm...perhaps I have revealed too much here. :helpme

(Smokey and the Butt Bandit? Hehe)

mechanicvirus 11-30-2023 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23204655)
No, if anything I identify as a Burt Reynolds-era Pontiac Trans Am. :thumbsup

Oh wait....'trans' am? Hmm...perhaps I have revealed too much here. :helpme

(Smokey and the Butt Bandit? Hehe)

Oh shit nice! Rocking the major moustache :1orglaugh

Huggles 11-30-2023 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23204655)
Oh wait....'trans' am? Hmm...perhaps I have revealed too much here. :helpme

If you painted it pink, white, and blue, you could call it a TransTrans-Am

OneHungLo 11-30-2023 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23204618)
Oh cool, can't wait to see exactly who i think is going to wear these clothes while i silently distance myself, because even mentioning that i work in porn to normal people wearing porn clothes will summon the depths of hell in the form of "PEOPLE PAY FOR IT?".

hahah yeah man, the stigma is real.

CaptainHowdy 11-30-2023 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23204627)
"heh sup bro, you on the hamster too?".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

Mr Pheer 11-30-2023 09:13 PM

GFY needs a store, then I can maybe sell my GFY hoodie that has been hanging in my closet for like 15 years because I won't wear it out in public anywhere.

Huggles 11-30-2023 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 23204789)
GFY needs a store, then I can maybe sell my GFY hoodie that has been hanging in my closet for like 15 years because I won't wear it out in public anywhere.

What size? An art student bitch stole my GFY hoodie. I wish I had an XXL or an XL.

JesseQuinn 12-01-2023 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23204838)
What size?

don't believe a word he says. according to him, his relative 'lost' his toque so he can't give it to me

bet Pheer wears that hoodie every evening


in seriousness though, am I the only one who finds the shop cartoon graphic stuff boring and ugly?

RyuLion 12-01-2023 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 23204789)
GFY needs a store, then I can maybe sell my GFY hoodie that has been hanging in my closet for like 15 years because I won't wear it out in public anywhere.


I'm sure there's peeps here that are interested..
I have at hat when I used to work there..

geirlur 12-01-2023 04:54 AM

Hehe they had some cool products, they weren't as cookie cutter as a lot of merch like this is. Mousepad and stuff like that is pretty discrete too, unlike the clothes, would be really weird to wear that in public.. xD

DVTimes 12-01-2023 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 23204789)
GFY needs a store, then I can maybe sell my GFY hoodie that has been hanging in my closet for like 15 years because I won't wear it out in public anywhere.

If i owned gfy.com I would have just turned it into a shop selling item of clothes with gfy.com on not linked to porn or anything).

Then move this forum to another domain.

They would have made millions.

Plus you then sponsor such as car races with the brand.

Gfy.com and gofuckyourself.com are probably the easiest to brand.

AMDWarrior 12-01-2023 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 23204909)
If i owned gfy.com I would have just turned it into a shop selling item of clothes with gfy.com on not linked to porn or anything).

Then move this forum to another domain.

They would have made millions.

Plus you then sponsor such as car races with the brand.

Gfy.com and gofuckyourself.com are probably the easiest to brand.



No wonder you're broke.

CaptainHowdy 12-01-2023 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 23204909)
If i owned gfy.com I would have just turned it into a shop selling item of clothes with gfy.com on not linked to porn or anything).

Then move this forum to another domain.

They would have made millions.

Plus you then sponsor such as car races with the brand.

Gfy.com and gofuckyourself.com are probably the easiest to brand.

I can only picture either the destitute or the Walmart regular shopper with GOFUCKYOURSELF apparel on . . .

blackchariotnetwork 12-02-2023 03:45 AM

They treat their creators like dog shit, I wont be buying.

NatalieK 12-02-2023 12:49 PM

pornhub have had their shop for a while now too...


https://www.pornhubapparel.com/


I´ve got my own online store, the dvd´s of course, advent calendar for Christmas, phone covers, pussy pumps, tshirts, lots of other stuff :thumbsup

Major (Tom) 12-02-2023 12:58 PM

Pet store?

Robbie 12-02-2023 07:50 PM

Why would anyone care if they opened a store? You ain't gonna make any money off of it. It's just useless to any of us.

Major (Tom) 12-02-2023 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 23205477)
Why would anyone care if they opened a store? You ain't gonna make any money off of it. It's just useless to any of us.

That’s where richard gere gets his hamster supplies lol.

OneHungLo 12-02-2023 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 23205492)
That’s where richard gere gets his hamster supplies lol.

lol man..was there any truth to that rumor? Poor son of a bitch is forever linked to gerbils up his ass.

nazgiga 12-02-2023 09:54 PM

It's fun to see they actually sell phone cases

The Porn Nerd 12-03-2023 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 23205498)
lol man..was there any truth to that rumor? Poor son of a bitch is forever linked to gerbils up his ass.

I think of that South Park episode too. But that was a mouse i think.

But yeah, poor Richard Gere has to cross the street when he sees a pet store with hamsters in the window now.

CaptainHowdy 12-03-2023 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 23205492)
That’s where richard gere gets his hamster supplies lol.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . . That is such a throwback !!

$5 submissions 12-03-2023 11:14 AM

Adult or mainstream, this seems to be the trend nowadays.

If TikTok can pull off their merchandise strategy, content creators can make a whole more money than the standard ad model used by Youtube

ruff 12-05-2023 03:46 PM

I like xHamster, though I would not wear their apparel. Now if GFY offered a quality grey hoodie in XXL, I would buy it right away. Especially with that lady logo that looks like she's having a heart attack!


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