Icy Hot is nice on the balls..
 

See what happens is... You get older and start to get muscle and joint pains for no fucking apparent reason and you end up using this shit then end up touching you cock and balls. At first you're like well shit, thats hot.... After a min or 2 you're like, well thats not bad. Then after that you're like... That's kinda nice..:Oh crap

Put some in your ass.

You mean like right inside or just on the hoop?

Man we don't need those kinds of details

Better is putting a cup of Borax in your bath water. Boron helps with joints and raises testosterone. I wake up with raging hardons like I did when I was a college student.

Some dudes on GFY did this. Even posted on a video.

It's hard to forget such traumatic experiences........ even on a purely third-party/vicarious level