Confession: I did some light stalking of Jennifer Anniston in 2004@her Los Feliz pad
 

There were approximately 7 to 8 ft walls around her property that were tan in color. It was during a low point in my life as I had just moved to Los Angeles and I had sold my marketing business so was only bringing in money from rebills and investments. I finally saw her back out of the garage. I froze and but then started driving down the winding roads. I realized I needed to fill the void in my life and started volunteering in dog rescue.

Am I a bad person? Anyone else stalked anyone "lightly"? I think there is a distinction between following someone and just driving by their house a few dozen times. I never followed her I drove the opposite direction.
Anyway I would have given her children. Brad kicked her to the curb and that other twink she dated was clearly ghey. We could have had a beautiful family. I met so many other hot females stars where I actually had real conversations with them and they didn't do anything for me. Jessica Biel, Sprague Grayden from 24, that girl with the perfect tits on Californication (who played an underage love interest to David).
Nobody holds a candle to Jen.

you sick bastard

At least she's not a mentally abused fucked up 18-year-old girl.

Stalk away.

It's not fun being stalked. Back when I looked like a twink Harvey Levin would always undress me with his eyes when we crossed paths near his office because I got sushi near TMZ. I am sympathetic to what women have to go through.

I don't need to stalk them physically. I maintain a psychic connection of love with the celebs who love me. Hailey Atwell sends me psychic messages of love every day.

https://tr.web.img3.acsta.net/pictur.../17/127452.jpg

See? You can tell she loves me just by looking at her. Sorry Tom Cruise! Sorry Captain America! She's mine all mine.

She's worthy and I wish you both the best in your psychic connection. She has beautiful hair and eyebrows. By the way just to be clear I never actually stalked Jennifer Aniston however I did drive by her house a couple times hence the term "light stalking". I lived in the same neighborhood so had some plausible deniability. Yes I did see her and her gorgeous Rachel hairdo. And yes I did freeze out of fear when I saw her. That part is all true.

Her scrumptious cleavage is kinda missing on that picture . . .

https://i.imgur.com/RcYoofA.jpg

Her bresticles give me a vibranium hard-on.