Cornflakes cost a much as weed now
 

I needed milk, so I popped to my local COOP.

Hardly anything was under £3.

Not sure why people are drug dealers. Just sell a bag of sugar as it costs as much as weed now.

It will be cheaper to become a drug user.

About five years ago I could buy almost a weeks worth of shopping for £5.

Are you sure? I weed my pants just now, and it didn't cost me a single penny... :2 cents:

Cornpop made our cornflakes go up

Adapt or starve

Forage with me. You will eat like a king.