Elvis Presley died taking a shit
 

The 'All Shook Up' singer was sitting on the toilet, straining very hard to have a bowel movement — a maneuver that put a great amount of pressure on his heart and aorta. Thus, leading health professionals to believe that he likely died of a massive heart attack and keeled over onto the floor.


Can you imagine being such an obese, drugged up pig that you end up killing yourself while trying to take a shit?

inb4 Currently Sober

:1orglaugh

Elvis had nearly 15kg of shit inside him when he died, and at first it was thought that he died of constipation.

That's one thing we all have in common: death

No matter how different we are in income, education, personal class, experience, social circles, ethnicity, etc etc, we will ALL DIE

Death is death, I wouldn't judge Elvis too harshly for dying on the toilet given how much joy he's given people through his art.

can you imagine just now learning how Elvis died?

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Yawn...

That's old news dude!!

You know that 80% of US population is bigger than he was, many even twice as big or bigger, right?

for sure :1orglaugh

the Elvis movie from 2022 is pretty good. they basically blame all the bad things on the Colonel lol. he played in Vegas for 25 years tho. most stories make it seem like it was a 5 year career. he just wasted away over decades. imagine if he hit his full potential.




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You seriously just described CurrentlySober's make a wish submission

There's a bit of the king in all of us..

Nomsayin'

Is this breaking news?

how is that even possible?

yesterday I took my cats to the V.E.T. (a word so awful it cannot be spoken) for their yearly checkups

my youngest (she REALLY likes her food; she will eat anything, even fucks with my salad) weighed in at 14 lbs. she's not 'fat' exactly, as she scampers around a lot, but she has a large frame and a bit of a tummy

15 kg would be more than twice the weight of my gyal, and she's mighty hefty lugging her in her cat carrier

15 kg of shit in his colon? that's like what, 30 lbs or so?

if true, dang. either way, what an embarrassing way to go out

It's fairly common for people to die on the toilet ...

...strokes, heart attacks, aneurysms, embolisms, prolapse hemorrhage ...

... straining on the pot puts a lot of stress on the system, especially is there are pre-existing conditions. So, take your fiber and drink lots of water!

I empty my bowels on a daily basis so no . .

I wish Elvis ate more fibers

I used to hear the same about John Wayne. I thought it was something vegans said to get people to stop eating meat.