Wot a nice swimming poool... i cunt wait2 take a dip...
 

https://i.imgur.com/nhLdZLg.jpg

Imagine how relaxing that wood feel :thumbsup

You inspire me to write a book about someone who fetishizes poo... the problem is, coming up with an antagonist and an end goal.

An antagonist could be a concerned cabin owner, maybe, in the story, the poo-fetishist somehow discovers a man who owns a cabin, and the man with the cabin has a unique gut flora, maybe due to a disability or life-long disease, or something, anyways, the poo-connoisseur has sampled poo from around the world, yet, the one time he bathed in the septic tank of this one cabin, it was the most intense and uplifting poo experience he's ever had. So the poo-man, he retraces his steps, gets the address to the cabin he had the best poo-enjoyment from, and finds out the name of the guy who owns it and then stalks him.

He shows up at his work, waiting in the lobby of the building, hoping to catch the man heading to the bathroom. He does once, and then lingers in the stall to smell the sweet perfume, even after it is flushed.

He then comes up with a scheme to "award" the man with a "free trip" to a fishing lodge or something in Alaska, where the man wins a 7-day fishing trip(or something) where the only bathrooms are septic tanks. Poo-man then rejoices when the man accepts the trip, and then drops 7 days of dumps into the septic tank which poo-man enjoys.

But he's not done.

The poo is too good.

This is where I'm lost in this tale of brown-hued horror... what does the poo-man do next to collect 2 weeks of poo? 1 month? 1 year?

What trap can he build to collect the man's sweet butt logs?

And what do I title this novel?

"Beige Bonanza"
"The Excrement Fiend"
"Wretched Waste"
"Unholy Buttlogs"
"Decay’s Disciple"
"The Stench of Madness"
"Filth Frenzy"
"The Defecation Collector"
"Brown Terror"
"Sewer of Souls"
"Crap Connoisseur"
"Log Inspector"

For the record, I am so disgusted by shit, the couple of times I have had girlfriends request that I fuck them in the ass, once or twice I had shit on my dick and it was absolutely fucking disgusting. I broke up with a girlfriend over that, it was sooooooooooooo nasty. I pulled out and a massive turd shot out of her ass and onto the floor like a coffee-coloured, malfunctioning Space-X rocket.

I don't think GFY appreciates our sense of humour... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Looks like sodomy is a good remedy for constipation. :stoned

But, that's only because society has brainwashed you to think that way... I can prove it...

Humour me for just a moment. Give me a truthful answer to the following question...

Tell me have you ever had a really good fart? Kinda came out of nowhere, was really deep and loud, and your buttocks even vibrated as it came out? Bonus points for feeling the warm gas being expelled. Then, after a moment or so - The Smell! - Fuck Me, what have I been eating you think, as those around you wretch, but secretly you are kinda proud of the smell you created... Yes, its awful, but its a 'Good Type Of Awful' - Disgusting, but you made that smell - YOU DID - all your own work, and now people around you are rushing to open doors and windows, and coughing and gagging at it...

That's a pretty fun scenario yes? I'm sure that has happened to you at least once in your life... Yes or No?

I'm dirt fucking poor and literally starve a couple days of the month because my alcoholism requires I get drunk like every few days... sooooo... I need to eat healthy and cheap... and recently I re-discovered sauerkraut. Cheap, healthy, and filling! Fucking love having some meatballs, sauerkraut, and a little potato salad. Add a tallboy of Colt 45 malt liquor beer and you have a recipe for the most intense, deeply satisfying, wonderfully smelling farts!



I had to re-visit this thread as I normally go to YouTube and type "10 hours of dystopia" for my background noise while I work on my 4th book... but when I did today, I stopped at "10 hours of d" and the above video popped up!