Southpark frases
 

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" :1orglaugh

When Mr. Garrison said that I about fell off the couch.

Some of my fav's

"You Can Get a Lot of Action When You Have a Hot Tub"

Mr Mackey

"Where I go destruction will follow"

Butters

"dude, whats wrong with you.. why are you shaking"

*smack*

"shut up, she has parkinsons"

*jumps up on lap*

"sweet, free ride"

"Whateva, whateva....I do what I want!"

Stan
That's a stupid song.
Cartman
Yeah, Hanukkah sucks.
Kyle
Don't you oppress me, fat boy.
Cartman
Don't call me fat, buttfucker.
Kyle
Then don't belittle my people you fuckin' fatass!
Cartman
Goddammit don't call me fat you buttfuckin' son-of-a-bitch!

All time classic
:thumbsup

"I need... about tree fiddy"

"Did some declare shenanigans? I better go get my broom"

You will respect my authoritah.....

Nothing beats that one :)

"ewwww, Ben Affleck spooge!"

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like Hey! You get your bitchass back in the kitchen, and make me some Pie!"

So many classic's but that's the first one that sprang to mind...

:thumbsup

"what should we do?
...I don't know,what would Brian Boytano do"

"I'm not fat, I'm big boned"

"No kitty, that's my meat pie!"

LOL:1orglaugh

"Marijuana is bad mmmkay"

"Mom, you would tell me if you were in a German Schizer video right?"

:1orglaugh "Sure I would Eric, now go to bed"

"hey, is this a towelly ban?"

Towlie
"You guys wanna go get high?"

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