Why do all my neighbors need to know I'm testing my colon?
 

I mean can the CG package be more discrete... :1orglaugh

Dam... put a strobe on it.

Testing for what ? Cancer ?
What is CG in this context ?

If it's the test I am thinking about then they are checking for colon cancer - which btw - is much better than having a doctor stick his finger up your ass.

The tricky part is collecting the sample to be mailed away but it is a necessary thing that should be done maybe every 10 or so years after your mid 40's or 50.

If it's discrete then how is CurrentlySober going to find it to steal your poo.

:winkwink:

It test to see if you have polyps and if you have polyps then a colonoscopy is recommended
to remove them to prevent the possibility of them being cancerous.

It's a non-invasive way to avoid a colonoscopy if the test is negative.

CurrentlySober will not like Cologuard; because you have to mail it away so he can't keep the poo for himself.

:1orglaugh

I like to think bigger than that - You know the phrase 'Teach a man to fish'...

Well I wouldn't try to steal poo off of a doorstep... I'd concentrate on breaking into the address it is sent to... That way I could get the lot in one go... :thumbsup

Thanks...

The finger is for a prostate exam.

To check for colon cancer you get the camera snaked up your ass and through your intestines.