Road Rage - FUCK ALL YOU TAILGATERS
 

Nothing gets my temper going then stupid drivers.

My house is on a somewhat busy street that is like a main traffic artery that connnect to a few highways and shopping strips. When I pull in to my driveway I cant just pull right in, cuz we have a 'speed bump' at the foot of it which keeps rain water from going down our driveway. Quite a few times I have assholes who almost hit the back of my car when Im pulling in cuz they think Im going to just pull in fast or something since I have this huge open driveway.

So this asshole in a silver beemer yesterday does just that - almost hits my car as Im pulling into my own fucking driveway. What gets my temper going more is these fucking tailgaters. SO as I pull in I flip this fuck the finger.

He has the balls to stop his car and pull over, like hes gonna do something. So Im yelling out 'WHAT?', like 'what the FUCK are YOU gonna do BITCH?!' type of 'what'. He backs up and tries some bs tough guy crap yelling 'did YOUUUU just give MEEE the FINGER?!?!?'.

So I was like yea SO WHAT if I did, what the FUCK are you gonna do about it? Im explaining in a rather loud tone that I was trying to pull into my driveway and I have to worry about his dumb ass hitting my car? WTF. Then he goes off saying I didnt have my signal on when in fucking fact I did. Oooooooh Im getting pissed at this point and this guy is shaking his head in disbelief as if he was gonna jump out and do something. THEN I notice this dipshit had a cell phone in hand, the flip kind, which was open - so now Im assuming he was on this thing the whole time while driving.

We got laws here in NY that says you cant drive talking on a cell unless you got those operator style headsets. So as I notice his cell phone, I yell at this fuck 'well if your stupid ass wasnt talking on the fone you would have seen my fucking signal'. At this point I hear several neighbors of mine laughing.... and then I guess the guy felt stupid and drove off.

Seriously, I HATE tailgaters with a fucking PASSION. Get the FUCK out my SPACE. I was ready to give his car a new paint job using his brain matter - IF he was that stupid to get the fuck out and try something.

damn i didnt realize i wrote all that.

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Oh wow, well I suggest that you do not come to Germany, and if you so don?t drive.

If Im going below the speed limit, sure tailgate me. If Im going above the speed limit, get off my ass you gay fuck. If Im signaling and pulling into my own driveway and I slowed down reasonably giving you plenty of brake room, do not be on my assssssss. Tailgaters like that, god damn nothing gets me more pissed.

Death to tailgaters!! I feel your rage!!! Thats why I keep my .45 handy. A nice thing to flash at these kiddies.

What really gets me going is people who can't tell the difference between then and than :winkwink:

On a large part of our highway system we do not have a speed limit.

:)

But I understand what you mean!

Damn spelling cops, I hate them too. :winkwink:


no really, thanks for pointing that out. I didnt realize I was doing that.

I know, I really hate those spelling cops too :1orglaugh

Annoying bastards :winkwink:

I just hate it when people drive slow in front of my silver BMW when I'm yalking on my cool flip phone!!!

:hi come a little closer :hi

I'd be probably the guy in the BMW (minus the cellphone)

I pretty much never drive below the speed limit unless I have passengers, but if someone is way to close to me (Never happened when I drove a big truck) and I am turning right in front of them, I'll come to a complete stop before turning and wait for them to honk and start yelling, then I wave, turn the corner, and drive away. People tailgate because they feel their time is more valuable than everybody elses, just like people drive slow in the fast lane because they thing the road blongs to them, (It's like they feel they are the only ones paying taxes). So I try to waste as much of there time as possible,

Yea, thats exactly what I do... but I technically dont look like a pissed off person when doing it since my driveway has the 'bump' which permits me to almost come to a stop when I pull in. It just really pissed me off that guy said I didnt have my signal on. I always have it on unless I know there is nobody behind me when Im pulling into my drive way.

The more important question is,

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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Ya, I believe you had your signal on cause he was on the phone, so it is pretty obvious he wasn't paying attention. But I fuckin hate people who don't signal as well. I think they contribute to the traffic problem almost as much as old asian women. people who don't signal deserve to get rear ended