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adultinnovation 07-20-2024 01:01 AM

how can you deny Steven Seagals talent
 

Huggles 07-20-2024 06:23 AM

Okay I forget which of his movies it was, but there is at least one good Seagal action flick I used to love. I can't remember which one it was, but there are a few scenes where he just goes around beating the fucking shit out of dozens of people in the most improvised ways, the movie is like 1/2 full of fight scenes and cheesy lines but it was soooooooo good.

CurrentlySober 07-20-2024 12:29 PM

I actually named my first born Son after a line from the seminal Steven Seagal movie - 'Marked For Death' - Fact :2 cents:

crockett 07-20-2024 01:37 PM

My favorite Steven Seagull movie was the one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 15 mins.

Major (Tom) 07-20-2024 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 23285528)
My favorite Steven Seagull movie was the one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 15 mins.

I didn’t expect that die that fast

PornoStar69 07-20-2024 05:08 PM

Steven is a FRAUD.

JesseQuinn 07-20-2024 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 23285528)
My favorite Steven Seagull movie was the one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 15 mins.

:1orglaugh


not the first time I've heard this, still baffled as to what Lady Saw was thinking. seriously, it's what AI would make if it hated music. oh Marion

had to flush that track out of my head



adultinnovation 07-21-2024 07:38 AM

[Verse 1: Steven Seagal]
When the girls start to strut
You could look at their butt
You shouldn't do that
The gyal dress is just as pretty
Not just there to cover her kitty

Huggles 07-21-2024 03:08 PM



Now when you look back at it, some of these movie scenes were so sadistic haha!

CaptainHowdy 07-21-2024 05:40 PM

Fuck the world I will deny it . . .

Major (Tom) 07-21-2024 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23285851)


Now when you look back at it, some of these movie scenes were so sadistic haha!

You know why he did bobby loupo?

Huggles 07-21-2024 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 23286022)
You know why he did bobby loupo?

I wish KANG could do a remix track about someone getting their ass kicked, using Seagal quotes as part of the song

Would be sick!

Major (Tom) 07-21-2024 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23286026)
I wish KANG could do a remix track about someone getting their ass kicked, using Seagal quotes as part of the song

Would be sick!

Lol ya KANG could pull it off. ‘Cuz he was kang and sheeit

King Mark 07-22-2024 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23286026)
I wish KANG could do a remix track about someone getting their ass kicked, using Seagal quotes as part of the song

Would be sick!

I might do one 🤔

Steven Seagal was like Van Damm, Bruce Leroy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, etc for my childhood. They all had me woopin kids asses trying to emulate them.

I don't care what anybody says, Steven's first 4 movies are classics. Under Siege didn't have that same vibe and I haven't watched any of his shit after.

adultinnovation 07-22-2024 11:25 AM

you can't compare seagal to van damme


https://i.postimg.cc/k5KqGGQL/kik.jpg


https://i.postimg.cc/GtN5vJrK/kik2.jpg

notime 07-22-2024 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23285851)


Now when you look back at it, some of these movie scenes were so sadistic haha!

When one could possibly be re-living such sadistic 'scenes' from the past, the supposed universe would haha here and there for sure :2 cents:

Huggles 07-22-2024 04:16 PM

Maybe the movies were good because he was really enjoying being a sadistic fucker on camera?!


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