Movin' on UP
 

Before:
https://i.ibb.co/q0yq0yN/image-1.jpg

After:
https://i.ibb.co/j4fBYYJ/image-5.jpg

Is it too bougie now?!?!

Dig the minimalist approach . . .

Is that a pizza box window shade?

You think I'm THAT fancy?!?!!?

I'm in Canada... a pizza is like $30+ now!

Fuck I will never forget 25 years ago before the porn money.

I could leave my shit job, walk home, and pickup a gigantic take-out pizza for like $8 with tons of toppings and piles of cheese. Enough food for like 3 meals for a hungry, tall 20 year old man. The pizza box was legit heavy!

NOW a fucking $30 pizza is thinner than a coked-up pornstar, with a sprinkle of cheese, and like barely any toppings. You pay for your food, pickup the pizza box and when you start walking, the box feels like you bought a couple of fucking feathers and not a goddamn pizza!