My philosophy for many years coz i cunt a4d a vacation...
 

Working quite well so far... :2 cents:

I love Boston Be A Man . . .

1. Position yourself in a city where there is good health care.

2. Visit an ER and report heart attack symptoms.

3. Enjoy morphine

This is equal to two weeks on a tropical island.

I used to get drunk to like a .24 and take an uber to the ER and tell them i'm in alcohol withdrawal.

I'd go home with a script for a bottle of valium or librium and spend the next week benzo'd out.

Doesn't work anymore, they're giving gabapentin now.