My old phone died (RIP lil Phone) so I've got the new FLAGSHIP one! (Pics)
 

https://i.imgur.com/ILZWeuW.jpg

This was my old one - Many years of trusty service, but she passed away in the early hours of this morning - RIP...

So, I decided it was time to upgrade...

None of this 'i cunt a4d' BS... I decided to push the boat out and grab a flagship model... Ordered this morning - Just arrived!

Here it is!

https://i.imgur.com/dmy1ZXO.jpg

See ! told you I went all out! Its even a flip phone! Cant wait for the ladies to see me pull out this bad boy... Hope their boyfriends dont get too jealous... :winkwink:

Its a real powerful phone so I've been told by the salesman - Thats why its got like all pics of explosives all over the cardboard box it came in! :thumbsup

2G as well! He said that means its twice as good as my old one...

Anyhoo - Its charging up now. Said it will take between 24/36 hours, but once its done, I'm gonna surf GFY on it...



Sorry for the poor quality pics, but i cunt a4d2 turn a light on... :( So incase you cant make it out, that little brown 'rosette' isn't a splash of poo, but a certification that its their 50 year anniversary. They been making mobile phones for 50 years! Cool - I'm gonna have a real blast with this one, I can just feel it! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

I thought you were a Pixel dude like me 🙃