I have found the IDEAL Xmas Gift for Jason/MatureKing!
 

https://i.imgur.com/kwUsYRb.gif

https://fnselt.com/products/horror--...-wall-calendar

Check it out! Right up his street - All the horror icons... But with cats!!!

Perhaps we could all club together and purchase one for him? Kinda like a whip round?

You all basically just send me money, then I probably buy the calendar at some point I suppose? Sounds fair? Just dont tell him though - Its a surprise!!!

After all, I found it, but cunt a4d2 chip in... :(

Just dont tell him though - Its a surprise!!!

Or a Jason Inspired Mug . . . :helpme

https://i.etsystatic.com/50280049/r/...03610_g3ao.jpg


Or cover . . . :mad:

https://i.etsystatic.com/20206668/r/...71192_2sib.jpg