Gettin' rich in 2025
 

Ladies and gentlemen, degenerates and dreamers alike, I present to you the escalator to generational wealth, the gilded toilet throne of our collective futures.

Butthole Coin.

Picture it: with a meager $100 USD, you can join the rest of us, diving head-first into this brown digital orifice of financial construction. Get in now, because you'll miss out, we're gonna be lounging on a private island, non-Epstein obvs, Our anti-gravity UFOs will hover in loiter mode by the sandy shoreline, while android sexbots, clad in the finest tech lingerie, tend to our every depraved whim, retarded desire, and pillow in need of fluffing. All of it safeguarded by the unyielding, institutional, incorruptible fortress that is Butthole Coin.

This isn’t some scam masquerading as your ticket out of your boring lives. It’s a lifestyle. A religion. A chance to dive headfirst into a future of fecal-adjacent wealth so uniquely retarded and equal parts fucked up it could only come true in the year of our Lord 2025.

Become the Epicurean man you know you are inside. Embrace the tan-tinted dollar, the decadence of the starfish-coin, the audacity to believe in a poopvestment like this. Reach for the golden starfish.

Butthole Coin.

https://i.ibb.co/42cdbtn/buttholecoin.png

I have $4 to my name... I need to figure out how to yolo my $4 all-in on Butthole Coin. Is there a guide somewhere to get started?

We should pump it!, Pump the butthole everyone!

hope you have some luck getting rich with your butthole

you've been drinking again, Huggels?

Sober as a judge :mad:

Working on some video editing stuff and being distracted by Fart and Butthole coins.

Added on my watchlist

I don't hear no butthole pumpin going on!

stop buying meme coins you degenerates

Lots of keywords to pique my interest, however, as usual...

i cunt a4d it.... :(

I often pay my taxes by taking 50% of the amount and throwing it into a meme stock or coin. Then it doubles and I get 50% of my taxes paid by some other sucker.

you can´t afford 5p?

come on CS, get rich and buy a coin :thumbsup

How to get rich:

Step 1: Stop drinking
Step 2: Start working

My 4th book is almost done... but it will probably make less than 1 day of my porn income in a month! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So nice to live in your head rent free. :1orglaugh