I spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel in my yard
 

When I was finally able to get close enough to its ear I whispered, “I don’t even know how your kind got on that ark.”

I would have thought that you would have wanted to get close enough to touch his nuts...

Give it nuts and be happy watching it eating them.

Did you know that squirrels die after sex?

At least the one I fucked did lol

Don't tell your government about it...they will come to execute it. :upsidedow

Never trust a squirrel . . .

https://i.imgur.com/RrWmLgV.jpg

If you'd contacted this guy, not only would you have saved 3 months of your time, but he would have paid you $22.68 for the privilege - I think you missed a trick there :2 cents:

Did you start a squirrel army?