Anyone else here suffer from extremely powerful nocturnal erections?
 

Recently I've been waking up in the middle of the night with a cock so hard and solid it could cut glass! Basically making it impossible to go back to sleep! However, I'm so tired that I cant be assed to beat myself off, so I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place!

I just want it to go away so I can sleep? Any ideas? What's the best way to lose an erection without ejaculation?

Take estrogen pills

All the time

I suffer from semi-reading GFY threads, going "heh" then clicking x

Wallpaper your bedroom with pics of Maggie Thatcher? Kier Starmer? Jacob Rees-Mogg?

You sure it's an erection or very hard solid poop?

Ask your wife for a little help . . .

https://imggen.eporner.com/575362/1920/1080/7.jpg

Wishful thinking...

Deffo an erection - Like I have just swallowed an entire pack of viagra in one go!
Actually didn't happen last night - First time in a week or so - I slept through...

Guess I must have needed it? But annoying and borderline painful when it happens...

I tried asking Doctor Google about it but he says
Yet these are so hard its like its going to burst!

If it continues, I shall actually visit a doctor in real life I think - I cant keep missing all this sleep!

I wish... :(

i cunt a4da wife... :(

Dead puppies

I think this is normal. Happens randomly my whole life. When I was way younger, it lead to wet dreams sometimes. Sometimes I just have to late-night piss, and it goes away.

Have you recently also gotten your health better? Maybe your dick is actually working fine now and wasn't before.

Not roasting.

Edit: seems google basically said the same shit. Maybe I should read entire threads before posting. I suggest rubbing one out when this happens, regardless if you want to or not, if the sleep is so important. I can't really comprehend suffering through a raging boner and losing sleep because you're too lazy to abuse your hand quick. Besides, a good squeeze-off session is more potent than melatonin.

Just take a pee

Here is Perplexity's opinion. Hope it helps.

To lose an erection without ejaculation, you can try several methods:

1. **Meditation and Deep Breathing**: Focus on your breath, and try to clear your mind of arousing thoughts. This can help relax your body and reduce the erection[3][4].

2. **Distraction**: Think about something else, like a complex problem or a non-arousing topic. This can help shift your focus away from the erection[4][6].

3. **Cold Water**: If possible, take a cold shower or splash some cold water on your face and hands. Cold temperatures can decrease blood flow to the penis[6].

4. **Change Position**: Shift your position to reduce any stimulation that might be maintaining the erection[7].

5. **Wait It Out**: Sometimes, the erection will subside on its own with time[6].

Citations:
[1] What happens when you block sperm from coming out? https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/art...rom-coming-out
[2] Ejaculation problems - NHS https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/ejaculation-problems/
[3] How to get rid of an unwanted erection - MedicalNewsToday https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320499
[4] How to Stop an Erection - Healthline https://www.healthline.com/health/me...op-an-erection
[5] Penile Erection: Function, Duration & How It Works - Cleveland Clinic https://my.clevelandclinic.org/healt...10036-erection
[6] 7 Ways to Get Rid of a Boner - Ro https://ro.co/erectile-dysfunction/w...id-of-a-boner/
[7] Random Erections in Adults: Causes, Management, and More https://www.healthline.com/health/me...ndom-erections
[8] How to Maintain an Erection: 14 Natural Tips | Good Health by Hims https://www.hims.com/blog/8-ways-to-...-your-erection

How many dead puppies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you make a dead puppy float? One scoop of ice cream, one scoop of dead puppy and some root beer.

It's just a stubborn piece of fecal matter that is thrusting your prostate hence exciting the whole of your reproductive organ . . . you should be proud of that.

Could you post a picture of it? I'm not sure I believe you.

Be patient. In my case, at 79 years old, nocturnal erections are now a distant memory . . . :(