Elon says that sex robots are probably only 5 years away
 

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4OKO5j5RFCx5efek9XXlj3?si=vQUT0qa1QuOIDnCyPUCbvA&c ontext=spotify%3Ashow%3A4rOoJ6Egrf8K2IrywzwOMk

…maybe i should just wait then

I've had my order in for a model XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named Sy Borg since '79.

Isn't "Sy Borg" a male robot's name? Hey whatever gets your bolts off....lol

Me, I'll take Cyber Susie when she cums out. :pimp

But, is your squeeze programmed for conversational English?

You could always download the NSFW Grok, put a Fleshlight inside your toaster oven, get 4 pool noodles and a styrofoam head and fuck it?

Pics on GFY would make you a legend... shit, I'll do it if someone PayPals me enough to afford a Fleshlight!

Maybe I can make a prison pussy out of an old glove, some bacon grease, and a rubber band... Seems like too much work when masturbation has looooooong lost its thrill!