bitcoin security (technical writeup)
 

whatup gfy? let's chat magic internet money

i publicly released 5 new remote bitcoin attacks on x yesterday. exploit code: https://pastebin.com/raw/y3CNtJB2 (golang)

https://i.imgur.com/9kswSy9.png

the reason i opted for a blackhat public disclosure is because the maintainers of bitcoin are fucking crazy people that think this shit is ready to be an international reserve currency. it isn't - and trump's advisors have no fucking clue. sadly, i think only a handful of people in the world do - at most. let's change that.

each attack could be modified for a botnet that crawls the network, peers into every node in the network with evil client threads and attacks this international monetary system from within like the friends of many of our industry leaders.

i've found more blockchain d/dos exploits than anyone else and by a lot. people think i'm being exaggerative when i share my discoveries. it seems too grandiose to retards. gfy is comprised largely of ogs who've made miracles happen. i don't anticipate much npc disbelief, nor do i anticipate going over too many people's heads - but i'll dumb it down to get the information out.

satoshi's final post on bitcointalk showcased his inability to solve the d/dos issues: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?ac...3;sa=showPosts. he more or less shared "wikileaks accepting bitcoin sketched me out - also i can't solve the ddos problem. good luck!" - and the luck never came. i did.

blockchain nodes create perfect denial-of-service environments. they race to share a lot of data as quickly as possible while also performing cryptographic compute. a recipe for disaster. it is possible to program evil nodes that mimic the underlying p2p protocols of these blockchains that behave as ordinary nodes in the network. these evilnodes can perform a variety of attacks, e.g. spamming block header range requests and even pinging faster than a remote bitcoin node can pong. in 2025.

happy to unpack anything - bring it on. where are gfy's best hackers? find your favorite hacker's favorite hacker to this thread so i can laugh hysterically at them and surgically dismantle any dismissive arguments they try to make - which are always rooted in ignorance and incompetency.

bottom line: north korea could pull a nathan rothschild short and subsequent floor scramble. the spam cartel could. anyone with a smedium botnet could. the bad actors would short btc, turn it offline and sustain the attack. in the aftermath - it's fair to assume that the price of a disabled coin would plummet. resourceful actors could make massive otc buys at the floor as soon as a patch is rolled out.

if anyone is a hacker, programmer, thinks they're smart, whatever, bring on the criticism. 10th man principle. if 9/10 people agree on a concept - it's the 10th man's duty to machine gun the concept. to find fault and apply fixes. but i mean - senseless. you can reproduce the exploit. run `bitcoind` on a vps and the script i've supplied on another vps against it. computer science doesn't care about your feeling or your hyper-volatile bags of computergold.

semi-related - and while i'm here - 'reality' is a dreamlike simulation, your brain is a computer, you are a remote node in a human consciousness network and the purpose of life is to identify and solve new problems for a higher intelligence. the meaning is that we are cosmic slaves. there is no moral test - so don't plot/execute evil as a personal executive decision.

this can't be an intl. reserve. something will go wrong and it will look a lot like what i've described itt. i've been ringing alarm bells about this for years. the difference between me and bitcoin core programmers is that i don't conceptualize hypothetical attacks - i do that + come with the exploit code - realizing them.

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you niggas retarded

wat is bitcoin?

Said the Pot to the Kettle...

i'm the global authority on blockchain d/dos/uptime

i made my bones in adult - and so you are lucky to have access to me

x.com/123456 get familiar with an actual final boss of the internet retard

does anyone have any technical questions

You should employ less AI hallucination in your posts that are borderline retarded.

"nathan rothchild short" :)))))))))
This, along with your previous "proof" is quite hillarious.

1. i don't write with ai - you're baffled by plain english

2. finding/releasing 5 btc exploits all at once is borderline retarded and not hyper-challenging and complex

3. yeah - why not? these exploits, if scaled with a botnet, would disable the network - making way for the bad and resourceful actors to pull of a historic short

you're out of your element. and you're dismissive - needing "proof"

i supplied the exploit code you drooling retard - you can go reproduce it yourself

imagine pretending to be smart like ladida

you people are way too cringe, unintelligent and inadept for me to be around. imagine trying to push adult in 2025

logging out

one day my gfy spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know i was right

Someone needs stronger meds, the ones you are on are not working.

Or in your own words
I already know how to break the whole blockchain through shakalak blackrock food tunnel kim yong un project. Proof is in the pudding and here's a taste for you 1=1!
There. I shared it with you you can go on become a rich man thank me later shakalaka boom.

You're a fucking retard.

edit: dox removed

ur fags

bbl

This must be the egotistical thread in GFY history and so little posts :1orglaugh

i actually earned my ego go run in place

waterfall of bs

Not sure why the hate for the original poster. Strip away the edge, and everything he says makes perfect sense. A good reminder that protocol level consensus isn’t a security blanket if the network layer can be abused.

Yea, it makes perfect sense. If you're on hallucinating shrooms.

what is a bitcon?