Offjerk goes to college (and tried too early)
 

Jfc, my cousins are having kids, parents are getting grey hairs and even the dog's blind.

I'm 27 and going to uni now, jfc. I half-attended/then dropped to CLEP out two classes, now I just got English in June.

I was depressed or manic til now, it's just eh, get to work fat boy now :shrug:

I've been able to study in the library and go to a few classes and it's a culture shock

All kinds of people getting their shit together, mostly younger than me but still, it's an amazing sight

Chose digital marketing, whomp whomp, I kinda told myself optometry but eh, that's some other time hopefully.

Do you have a steady roof over your head? Decent meals? Cute chicks you talk to regularly?

Yes, decent enough, and chicks aren't on my radar right now

There's plenty of cute ones on-campus, but a lot of them are weird as hell (same goes with the fellas)

when you say 'jfc' do you mean 'just for context' or 'jesus fuckin christ'?