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FillmoreSlim 05-31-2003 12:03 PM

Someone get JLO for internext
 
<b>some has the budget for this i know it</b>

JLO TOO EXPENSIVE FOR F1

Jennifer Lopez was rejected as the face of this weekend's Monaco Grand Prix because her fee was too high.

She is reported to have demanded £250,000, fuelling her reputation as a high-flying diva.

Organisers were said to have offered first-class tickets for her, fiance Ben Affleck, an entourage, as well as a £15,000 fee.

But J-Lo is said to have hit back with a mega £250,000 demand, according to The Sun.

"I know Ms Lopez is supposed to have a reputation, but this is ridiculous," said one of the organisers.

He said colleagues nearly choked with the high demands.

Sunday's Formula One event is an annual motor racing showpiece.

Drivers race along the winding streets of Monaco against a spectacular backdrop of hilltop homes and marina with flotilla of luxury yachts.

Many stars are expected to attend, including supermodels Naomi Campbell and Helena Christensen.

Spunky 05-31-2003 12:03 PM

I wish her 15 minutes was over already..I cant stand her.

FillmoreSlim 05-31-2003 12:08 PM

Did boneprone fuck her?

PR_Phil 05-31-2003 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by Mystery Man


I second that!
She is not even pretty
Without makeup she'd look just like any other latin crackwhore.

with a fat ass

FillmoreSlim 05-31-2003 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by NWPhil

with a fat ass

she has a PHAT ass

loverboy 05-31-2003 12:19 PM

bootiliciouss

thatdykeliz 05-31-2003 12:45 PM

No shit her 15 minutes should be up...I got my hair cut the other day and opened up one of those US/People gossipy magazines and she and Ben Asslick were on practically every fucking page...

Easton 05-31-2003 12:49 PM

J-Lo needs a boob job to justify her ass...

pink_in_the_middle 05-31-2003 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
J-Lo needs a boob job to justify her ass...
LOL Easton for a guy that has had his fair share of fake titties you should know that she has a boob job :1orglaugh

neewwman 05-31-2003 01:22 PM

I'd hit it.

boneprone 05-31-2003 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim
Did boneprone fuck her?
I fucked her.

cherrylula 05-31-2003 01:30 PM

they will be divorced within the next year, watch.

nasty hollywood whores just like all the rest.

The Click 05-31-2003 03:42 PM

her phone is busy, must be talking to leno again ;(

Gutterboy 05-31-2003 03:47 PM

I'd pound that ass raw.. then discard her like the cheap attention whore she is. :thumbsup

FillmoreSlim 05-31-2003 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
I'd pound that ass raw.. then discard her like the cheap attention whore she is. :thumbsup
you mean you'd kill her?

Gutterboy 05-31-2003 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim


you mean you'd kill her?

hmm.. the boyfriend or husband is always the prime suspect when someone is killed. Modern forensics is very sophisticated, and the case would be super-high profile.. so no.. I'd probably not get away with it.

Then again... :winkwink:

mrbling 05-31-2003 03:52 PM

jlo is worth maybe 500+ million

she has a clothing line
perfume line
probably some restaruants
commands 10+ million per film.

What do you command?

$20 tgp hits.

FillmoreSlim 05-31-2003 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy


hmm.. the boyfriend or husband is always the prime suspect when someone is killed. Modern forensics is very sophisticated, and the case would be super-high profile.. so no.. I'd probably not get away with it.

Then again... :winkwink:

are you suggesting you are JLO's boyfriend?

Pipecrew 05-31-2003 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
jlo is worth maybe 500+ million

she has a clothing line
perfume line
probably some restaruants
commands 10+ million per film.

What do you command?

$20 tgp hits.

and you must be gay.

Gutterboy 05-31-2003 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim


are you suggesting you are JLO's boyfriend?

We're speaking hypothetically here.

nocostporn 05-31-2003 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
jlo is worth maybe 500+ million

she has a clothing line
perfume line
probably some restaruants
commands 10+ million per film.

What do you command?

$20 tgp hits.


500million? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ! dude lastyear was her highest grossing year,$30mil..she's only been worth a damn for the past 3 years $100mil+ a year? are you fuckin insane?.... Now I see why you call yourself a millionaire at 18,motherfucker you cant count!

FillmoreSlim 05-31-2003 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn



500million? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ! dude lastyear was her highest grossing year,$30mil..she's only been worth a damn for the past 3 years $100mil+ a year? are you fuckin insane?.... Now I see why you call yourself a millionaire at 18,motherfucker you cant count!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mrthumbs 05-31-2003 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
jlo is worth maybe 500+ million

she has a clothing line
perfume line
probably some restaruants
commands 10+ million per film.

What do you command?

$20 tgp hits.

you cant even SPELL millionaire ..

funny nobody noticed.

asuna 05-31-2003 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn



500million? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ! dude lastyear was her highest grossing year,$30mil..she's only been worth a damn for the past 3 years $100mil+ a year? are you fuckin insane?.... Now I see why you call yourself a millionaire at 18,motherfucker you cant count!

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

mrbling 05-31-2003 04:04 PM

I see you are also an english teacher during your day job.

nocostporn 05-31-2003 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by asuna


HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


LOL..i needed that

FillmoreSlim 05-31-2003 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
I see you are also an english teacher during your day job.
"MrBling"

KC 05-31-2003 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim
But J-Lo is said to have hit back with a mega £250,000 demand, according to The Sun.

I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block!

Houdini 05-31-2003 04:28 PM

I saw some hollywood headline news segment on her from cnn and it said she made 36 million last year from all her movies, music and investments.

KC 05-31-2003 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Houdini
I saw some hollywood headline news segment on her from cnn and it said she made 36 million last year from all her movies, music and investments.
Owning the rights to her music will generate millions per year for the next 20 years at least.

FillmoreSlim 05-31-2003 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by KC


Owning the rights to her music will generate millions per year for the next 20 years at least.

you ares assuming this based on traditional methods of music distribution lasting for that long.

KC 05-31-2003 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim


you ares assuming this based on traditional methods of music distribution lasting for that long.

I'm assuming TV commercials, TV Shows, Movies, etc. will be licensing some or part of her songs. No matter what JLO does (for the most part) there is value that will continue to line her pockets for years.

Who knows, maybe Microsoft will come along and license "I'm Real" for their launching of Windows 2010. :)

nocostporn 05-31-2003 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC


Owning the rights to her music will generate millions per year for the next 20 years at least.

don't think she owns them..and lets be real here,shes not the fuckin Beatles or Michael Jackson...Nobody will be asking to sample her music or use the originals 10 years from now
that bitch knows she better grab all the money she can now which is why she's asking for $250k for a fuckin appearance,she knows somebody will pay her

KC 05-31-2003 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn


don't think she owns them..and lets be real here,shes not the fuckin Beatles or Michael Jackson...Nobody will be asking to sample her music or use the originals 10 years from now
that bitch knows she better grab all the money she can now which is why she's asking for $250k for a fuckin appearance,she knows somebody will pay her

She's not the Beatles, but she'll also never stand in a soup kitchen line.

She brought down 30 Million last year, she'll probably bring down another 150 Million or so over the next 10 years... The brothas love that azz...

KC 05-31-2003 06:11 PM

Don't forget, she also make money from Movie deals. And she happens to be Married to Mr. Affleck, who will become a BIGTIME movie producer over the next 15-20 years..

If she can manage to stay married to him for that long, she'll be extremely wealthy.

TDF 05-31-2003 06:15 PM

she's lost her appeal among most brothas,especially after getting with rogaine sponsor Affleck

Easton 05-31-2003 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
LOL Easton for a guy that has had his fair share of fake titties you should know that she has a boob job :1orglaugh
well somebody fucked up somewhere... she's got what? a 34B at most? her ass is equipped with that beeping sound when wide trucks are backing up... she needs a huge boob job to justify that wide load, that's what i meant! :winkwink:


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