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nocostporn 06-04-2003 09:50 AM

Jaguars
 
took the S-type for a testdrive earlier,I likes...Since it's Summer I wanted to trade my big lumpy SUV in


whats the good word on Jaguars? never even been in one until today

NBDesign 06-04-2003 09:52 AM

Neighbor has an XJ12. Always in for repairs. :2 cents:

Cindyff 06-04-2003 09:55 AM

A Jag is going to cost you a ton of $$$ in maintenance so beware.


Cindyxx

:warning

nocostporn 06-04-2003 09:56 AM

hey fuckers..I asked for the good word,like..."Young bitches will want you even more" "Your IQ increases 25 points"... whats with the negativity?!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-04-2003 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
hey fuckers..I asked for the good word,like..."Young bitches will want you even more" "Your IQ increases 25 points"... whats with the negativity?!
yeah they are pretty to look at... high dollar to maintain when in and out of the repair shop.

young stupid bitches might like your car.. still doesnt mean you will get pussy, your iq get lower for making such a stupid decision to buy a car cause you think you are going to get "young bitches"...keep the SUV..its way sexier:1orglaugh

Stamm321 06-04-2003 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
took the S-type for a testdrive earlier,I likes...Since it's Summer I wanted to trade my big lumpy SUV in


whats the good word on Jaguars? never even been in one until today

I have an S-Type - Drives Nice - kind of slow of the line, but i love the car
Maintenance isnt high - the 30k maintenance will run 400-800 depending on if you go to the dealer or not.
I havent had any major problems with the car. the one thing that has broken was the passenger side window track. my buddy slammed the door with the window down and a few days later the track was messed up. the dealer took care of it, gave me a free rental, no big deal.
other than that, its been a great car overall.
lots of top end power, and is smooth as hell at 120 :)
mine has the chrome rims and tinted windows - looks nice - people give me the "nice car" comments on it all the time.. a big improvement over my old 96 nissan pathfinder

loverboy 06-04-2003 10:03 AM

that's cool!

nocostporn 06-04-2003 10:04 AM

thanks Stamm...I'll have the dealer send you your commission

nocostporn 06-04-2003 10:06 AM

Question for the young bitches of the board...what color makes you wet? silver,black or Don the Magic Juan green?

Stamm321 06-04-2003 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


yeah they are pretty to look at... high dollar to maintain when in and out of the repair shop.

young stupid bitches might like your car.. still doesnt mean you will get pussy, your iq get lower for making such a stupid decision to buy a car cause you think you are going to get "young bitches"...keep the SUV..its way sexier:1orglaugh

not true! young bitches chase me down the street regularly! just yesterday i had one biting at my tires..lucky for her she was wearing her collar - i was about to call the humane society

Stamm321 06-04-2003 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
thanks Stamm...I'll have the dealer send you your commission
thanks - that will help with this months car payment!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-04-2003 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by Stamm321


not true! young bitches chase me down the street regularly! just yesterday i had one biting at my tires..lucky for her she was wearing her collar - i was about to call the humane society

rabies shots current? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Stamm321 06-04-2003 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


rabies shots current? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yeah, rabies shots were up to date, honestly im more concerned about the std factor.. is it possible to std's from a tire biting bitch?

nocostporn 06-04-2003 10:14 AM

we'll see!

onelick 06-04-2003 10:15 AM

well, do you like fords?

kad 06-04-2003 10:19 AM

My local Jag dealer told me that the average Jag owner shoots 17% bigger loads compaired to that of a Lexus owner.

However, he then proceeded to sell me skotch-guarding for the seats, so I think he was bullshiting me. :2 cents:

NBDesign 06-04-2003 10:21 AM

Jaguar = little penis :1orglaugh

nocostporn 06-04-2003 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by NBDesign
Jaguar = little penis :1orglaugh

no argument there...I guess the Jag is my kinda car

Stamm321 06-04-2003 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kad
My local Jag dealer told me that the average Jag owner shoots 17% bigger loads compaired to that of a Lexus owner.

However, he then proceeded to sell me skotch-guarding for the seats, so I think he was bullshiting me. :2 cents:

ive noticed an increase of about 10% - but the biggest difference ive noticed is that now i can last for 38.3 seconds, before the jag my personal best was 8.3 seconds
im thinking of buying a hummer next - i heard you could last nearly a minute if you own one of those!

kad 06-04-2003 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by Stamm321

ive noticed an increase of about 10% - but the biggest difference ive noticed is that now i can last for 38.3 seconds, before the jag my personal best was 8.3 seconds
im thinking of buying a hummer next - i heard you could last nearly a minute if you own one of those!

Yeah. I didnt end up getting the Jag. I settled for the Volvo S60 wagon. The dealer told me I'd feel so old that i'd start shooting blanks, thus not requiring a rubber (which ment i could afford the repayments). He forgot to tell me about the erectile disfunction that came with it.

Seb From Holland 06-04-2003 10:32 AM

I own two Jags, and '88 XJS V12 and a '90 XJS V12 Le Mans, and I'm extremely pleased with em. They are killer cars, although expensive to maintain.

You will have to have a big wallet if you are planning on buying an older Jaguar. But if you go for a modern X-type or S-type, service costs (although higher than when you buy a Nissan) will not be that much. Probably just as much as when you would buy a new BMW.

Sebastian.

Sassyass 06-04-2003 10:33 AM

I got the XK8 I love it.

It's not always in for repairs. But be prepared to spend 1k everytime you go in....

Stamm321 06-04-2003 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by kad


Yeah. I didnt end up getting the Jag. I settled for the Volvo S60 wagon. The dealer told me I'd feel so old that i'd start shooting blanks, thus not requiring a rubber (which ment i could afford the repayments). He forgot to tell me about the erectile disfunction that came with it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Honeyslut 06-04-2003 11:13 AM

Get an older Jag with a chevy engine... We had a 72 Jag when I married my hub.. I wish he never sold it..

Seb From Holland 06-04-2003 11:28 AM

Putting a chevy engine in a Jaguar is worser than insulting a Sicilian mafia boss. :321GFY

FreeFastHost 06-04-2003 12:07 PM

I've had a Jaguar X-type for about a year now, I had to take it in for repairs once.

I drive my BMW 5-series more though, I like it a lot better.

sexyavs 06-04-2003 12:23 PM

I had a sweet jag, convertible, black on black, nice rims.. BEAUTIFUL car and bitches LOVE them..

BUT

it broke down twice in about 6 months.. so I went back to Mercedes.. and you learn another lesson... Jag's do not hold ANY resale value...

So if your trading in, or reselling.. be prepared to lose a boat load of money on it..


Chris

SGS 06-04-2003 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
took the S-type for a testdrive earlier,I likes...Since it's Summer I wanted to trade my big lumpy SUV in


whats the good word on Jaguars? never even been in one until today

I got a brand new 4.2 Sport and I love it. :2 cents:

NJ Dave 06-04-2003 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by FreeFastHost
I've had a Jaguar X-type for about a year now, I had to take it in for repairs once.
You might remember the X-Type under it's old name.

"Ford Contour SVT"


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