That time of month
 

God I hate that time of month when my GF gets her little visitor....

Ladies... How many of you have a problem with having sex during that time of month? Is there another reason for not having sex other than it is messy as hell?

Just curious... Sorry if this is totally gross.

If you have a real girlfriend it's known as blow job week. You need to train your girlfriend better.

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Time to break out the whip and chair and get her trained... lol :thumbsup

She's probably just self concious about it. Act like it doesn't bother you and insist she join you in the shower. :Graucho

ewww any of u nasty fuck dont fuck a chick on her rag,
it stinks its messy and i dont want any blood on my cock

Be a man and lick that red snapper clean..Yum

Blood -- no problem.
Goddamn PMS -- big problem.

Wimp

So is fucking a chick up the ass but I am sure a lot of you do it :1orglaugh

Been trying that for the last 7 years with no luck :(

does any1 know what is the best time to post at GFY?

If it's gotta be that way, make sure you get her some of these

http://www.zchocolat.com/default.asp

Hi NB,

We just don't feel very attractive. Not only do we feel bad our stomachs are bloated. We all know thats not very attractive. Hue is Right - Girls should give blowjobs instead of sex during girly time. :)

Allie

u dont get out much so u probly still trying to understand my post,
do u even know what a period is lil tyke,

" son its when women go through a cycle "

hahahaha

:321GFY

Thanks for an honest answer Allie. :winkwink: Being a guy I would not know about the bloating and cramping... I guess that would not feel very good for the woman...

As for blowjobs.... I feel guilty getting off when she cannot. I would rather it be enjoyable for both of us.

Thanks again :thumbsup

7 years?? Well then you might as well forget it. Is she on the pill? That usually helps to cut the bleeding way down and shorten the time frame.

Does anyone watch the Sunday night sex lady? She's a hoot. Anyway she said that there is nothing wrong with taking the pill nonstop for 3 months instead of pausing from them for that week every 21 days.

Oh is that it?.. I just thought they were cranky all the time :uhoh

Three choices.

#1: Make her suck your cock that week.
#2: Fuck her up the ass the whole week.
#3: Depo = no more leaking. Ever.

http://www.depo-provera.com/

Nope... no pill, I get to pull out and well... that might be a bit too personal lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hi Dad :)

Yes my child? :1orglaugh

.....Big Poppa

That depo stuff will make her gain 100 lbs instantly. Now THAT'S a reliable form of birth control.

Does she WANT to take the pill? How many days in a row does she go through it?

no i just like to spice things up when i have time to be on here,

whats wrong with that?
allll goood,

at least u have someone u can msg back to to get ur fuel going.

Or stupid.

I want my Child suport.. I take paypal :)

LOL I remember when I was a kid in junior high our preacher at church actually gave a sermon on fucking your wife during her period.

Another "I'm a virgin, but it might happen if I talk about it" thread.

Forgot your paypal email..... Guess you have to get a lawyer now... too late. :1orglaugh

Bastard...I'm starving :waaaaahh

:1orglaugh Yes, I am a 38 year old virgin :1orglaugh

Somebody PLEASE help me!!!!!!!

you are a fucking loser

go poke ur wife in the ass

In the shower is good... and It's a proven fact that orgasm can help relieve menstrual cramps.. HOwever I'm not a big fan of it :)

eroswebmaster hey can you shoot me an icq? 40720138

btw, youre "sponsors" page is all messed up.

I'll be in and out so I might not answer right away...

My g/f has been on Depo for years. Hasn't gained a pound. Still slim....She has a couple friends on it, same thing. They didn't gain weight. Did you?

http://www.thetipsysheep.com/homer.gif

Those look yummy! Sadly, I couldn't find a picture of Homer actually drooling - it would have been much more appropriate :)

For me its mainly the mess. I don't expect oral sex during this time but often, my time of the month is when I feel most horny and therefore can make for some fantastic sessions.

You probably shouldn't listen to me though - between being on the pill and pregnancy, I haven't really had a messy period for 5 years.:glugglug

After having my second baby, I lost all the weight in a month then took the depo and starting gaining. I quit that shit right away.

My friend packed it on from depo pretty bad. She works at a dr's office and says alot of ladies come in with the same complaint from it.

Was that really neccessary? :321GFY Idiot!

Beastypoo those put Godivas to SHAME... You can buy refills for the luxury boxes too... *hint hint Ken :helpme I'm fresh out :Graucho

dirty and messier = better :thumbsup

get down there and earn your red wings man....

I have known woman that were at their horniest at that time of the month.

This is what towels are for.

If she still isn't into it just say "it'll be fun, it'll be like murdering you with my big crazy dick!".

Real warriors aren't afraid to get a little blood on their sword.


Midol + sex during menstration = happiness

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Very odd. Only side effect from depo my chicklet has is her pussy doesn't lube like it used to. Nothing astro-glide or gobs of spit doesn't cure. :Graucho
One of her best friends is on Depo, too, and is skinny as a rail.

Bravo...

a little blood is a whole lot better than a pecker covered in mud!

Ive been on depo for the past 2-3 years, didnt have any weight gain related to it.

Before depo, once I got over the horrible misrable cramps at the start of the period, I was damn horny towards the end of it. I have no problem fucking while on my period, just a little more messy, need towels beneth me.

Oral is usualyl out of the question, until I meet a freak that likes it :-)

:disgust

I am reading more into this DEPO-PROVERA stuff... I am starting to get into a serious relationship it would sure be nice to not worry about condoms and pills. I cant see what this stuff costs though... sounds like a lot for each shot.

I dont think I would have to worry about my gf gaining weight, she swims and runs almost everyday.

No more moody times of the month would sure be fucking nice too!
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