Proper cumshot etiquette?
 

IS it good manners to shoot in the eyes on the first date or do you have to wait ?

Never wait...make a good impression right from the start....No need to act reserved. Be yourself.....lol

as long as you hand her a towel afterwards

ONLY in the eyes after the second date...break her in easy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

why a towel? wont a Kleenex or PUffs Plus with Aloe be sufficient?

Go for the gusto and show her how much you care with a Dirty Sanchez. And here's a nice little handy reference for other caring moves: http://www.ifyouseekay.com/jokes/DS-XXX.htm

and on that dirty sanchez tangent, along with another tangent of having too much free time and energy -- here's an afterschool special they should air on NBC: The Movie