I just fucked up a deer with my car
 

Fuck, I went to get some McDonalds, and I was cruising down the highway and a fucking deer ran out in front me of.

My car is fine, not even a scratch but the deer was in the ditch kicking. Hopefully he isnt going to die :( I think maybe I just stunned him

:(

Poor deer

Venison... :)

U KILLED A DEER!
U FUCKIN BASTARD!

:waaaaahh

DEER KILLER!

Musta been a small deer, i've seen cars totaled by hitting deer before...

you mean a deer just fucked up your car... your car is much more important =)

gg

It was a fair sized deer. I think I hit it while going about 30 mph cuz I seen it coming so I slammed on the brakes.

Not even a small scratch on the car

Then you might just be luckier than the poor deer...

Post pics of the car and the deer; let us be the judges.

I called the cops to send someone to save the deer :thumbsup

I dont want the deer to die :(

then the deer is fine too..... he'll get over it, im sure he's been thru worse.... ya know, molested by yogi bear whilst sleeping, etc...

My dad hit an 8 ton show bull that had escaped through a broken fence once. TOTALLED his car. The thing rolled up over the hood, over the roof of his car and crushed it, and kicked a tail light out. Then while he was calling the police a truck hit it. The cops shot it like 12 times trying to put it out of its misery and they finally had to call for an elephant gun. Took two shots right in the head with the elephant gun to put it down.

Ive seen people in the cars get totalled from hitting a deer...one guy got scalped when the dear antlers came through the windsheild....

be glad it wasnt a moose..:1orglaugh

I hope the deer doesnt die :(

I can't sleep lol

Damn, you're lucky usally deer will FUCK up your car, even nice size trucks.

jDoG

From the sounds of it, the bull would've been fine if they hadn't started plugging it with lead. A couple of bruises, maybe a sprained leg or something... but if he was that hard to put down, did anyone consider that maybe he didn't *need* to be put down?

Masta if the deer was in the ditch and didn't get up and at least try to escape, he's probably done for. Hate to break it to ya.
Slow accidents actually hurt deer more because the force of the impact goes into their legs; with fast accidents the car is moving so quickly that it just sweeps their legs out from under them and they go rolling over it (most times landing upright and unharmed on the other side).

A buddy of mine "swept" a horse that had gotten out of his corral once. Completely totalled his Saturn... crushed the hood, blew in the windshield, crushed the roof, blew in the back windshield, crushed in the trunk... and the horse was absolutely fine save for a few scratches from the glass.
While said buddy was trying to get the horse to the side of the road, another car comes along and slows down to see what's going on. While that driver was staring at my friend and the horse that just decimated his car, another horse walks out in front of the second car that was slowed to a crawl. Impact broke that horse's legs instantly and the cops had to put him down where he lay on the road.

sounds like you got real lucky, too bad for the deer though.

did you eat it yet?

heh, had one bounce off my old 626 coming home late at night a couple years back. busted the headlight, dented the fender and cracked part of the bumper. i had deer fur in my bumper for months, even after washing it.

then one day i left for work in the 'roc, and there's a god damn cow standing in the middle of the road. fucker would move at all, just stared at me, even after honking repeatedly and yelling at it. of course, the owners weren't home, either. finally got around it, if i was in my truck or something i probably would have pushed it home... that shit sucks when your livestock escapes :(

Unfortunately they contacted the owner who agreed to have the bull put down. Both of the bulls front legs were broken and he could not walk anymore. He coupld just stand in one spot lowing in pain. He would not have been able to walk to food, water, etc. and there was no way to keep the bull alive long enough for him to make a recovery. They don't make hospital beds with traction for 8 ton animals. :(

Not what I was expecting.. I'm half asleep, I read your title as 'I just fucked a dear in my car'
Glad you only hit it :)

you killed bambi? :waaaaahh

Don't worry, Bambi's been cloned, we can always make another one for you :winkwink: