July Caption Contest
 

The Winner gets $40 payouts on CMD on every sale for a month :-)




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I think brettj already offered this one:

take 'er away!

That will be 500 bucks
"Do you accept the Guido Express Card"?

"Authorized to work Strawberry fields legally"

"I'm legal, where do I signup for 'I Got Gangbanged'?"

"But I really am Erik Estrada, see?"

paco is quickly denied welfare when the clerk notices his id card belongs to a black woman and his social security number is writen in crayon.

"Look I really am old enough to be a gay pornstar"

Too funny...:thumbsup

hahahaha

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"Badges? I gots all kinds of steenking badges."

"See, I'm American. Now will you have sex with me?"
or
"Look mom, it only cost me your car and my sister, but im in!"

haha =)

these are pretty good so far - keep em coming guys =)

I hope poppy is enjoying this as much as the rest of us are...

hahaha...love it!

ok... I've signed that paper... you've taken a picture of my ID...

now you say you want me to do what with that sybian?

"Whos fucking idea was this?"

hahahahahaha

Although ridiculed his whole life and made an outcast for being the only Afghani Muslim of Mexican descent, Abdul Azeem easily slipped into the country hidden in the back of a tractor trailer with 100 other occupants. Armed with his shiny new "Juan Ramirez" driver's license and Social Security card, he was now ready to secure his private flight lessons. Mazen, Sami, and all those other broke, wannabe "detained pending deportation" stupid asses won't be laughing now, will they??!!

:BangBang: :ak47: :BangBang: :ak47:

Alrighty, I have been asked to pick the winner for the July Caption Contest for CMD. Drum roll please...

Bringer w/ "paco is quickly denied welfare when the clerk notices his id card belongs to a black woman and his social security number is writen in crayon."

Please email tim AT cashmoneydollars.com and you will get the $40 payout for 1 month.

Close 2nd was MaskedMan w/ the "ok... I've signed that paper... you've taken a picture of my ID...

now you say you want me to do what with that sybian?"

Look what you started Ray...hahahaha

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SCORE! :winkwink: :thumbsup