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stocktrader23 07-13-2003 09:01 PM

Another damn poker thread.
 
<img src="http://www.tgpnext.com/royalfuckingflush.jpg">

GotGauge 07-13-2003 09:06 PM

I have only seen a straight flush, never a royal flush without
Wild cards...

stocktrader23 07-13-2003 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GotGauge
I have only seen a straight flush, never a royal flush without
Wild cards...

It's my first one too. Glad I wasn't on a $1 table or something.

Sly_RJ 07-13-2003 09:09 PM

Beautiful hand.

Spunky 07-13-2003 09:11 PM

So you still making good bling so far?

GotGauge 07-13-2003 09:13 PM

Can I ask what site that is?

LOL, I play the $1 tables at PartyPoker.com



dooohhh,
Prob the one in your sig, huh

stocktrader23 07-13-2003 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
So you still making good bling so far?
Yes. Haven't played much in the last few days but enough to withdraw something daily.

stocktrader23 07-13-2003 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GotGauge
Can I ask what site that is?

LOL, I play the $1 tables at PartyPoker.com



dooohhh,
Prob the one in your sig, huh

Yes but I play at party too. Just for tourneys though.

Sly_RJ 07-13-2003 09:18 PM

I'm doing the practice tables at Pacific Poker right now. Cleaning up.

stocktrader23 07-13-2003 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I'm doing the practice tables at Pacific Poker right now. Cleaning up.
Cool man, I'll join you on the nickels when you make a deposit. By the way the guy that was reraising me had a 10's over Jacks boat so it was a bad beat too.

Sly_RJ 07-13-2003 09:22 PM

I wish they took ePassporte, I would deposit right now. Don't feel like signing up for Neteller at the moment, later this week I definitely will. I'll feel much better about losing nickels and dimes instead of .50's and dollars, hehe.

stocktrader23 07-13-2003 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I wish they took ePassporte, I would deposit right now. Don't feel like signing up for Neteller at the moment, later this week I definitely will. I'll feel much better about losing nickels and dimes instead of .50's and dollars, hehe.
So win. :1orglaugh

Spunky 07-13-2003 09:32 PM

I signed up :glugglug I hope I don't lose my shirt or become addicted :(

stocktrader23 07-13-2003 10:16 PM

It's a shame, not nearly as pretty as a royal flush but worth twice as much.


<img src="http://www.tgpnext.com/642.jpg">

stocktrader23 07-13-2003 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
I signed up :glugglug I hope I don't lose my shirt or become addicted :(
Cool man, you know how to play holdem?

Sly_RJ 07-13-2003 10:18 PM

Oh just fuck off.

stocktrader23 07-13-2003 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Oh just fuck off.
:(

robfantasy 07-13-2003 10:21 PM

i actually saw a royal flush hearts today at a yahoo holdem table

Sly_RJ 07-13-2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


:(

Lol.

Ok, back to more practice! You do realize that you have me addicted?

stocktrader23 07-13-2003 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Lol.

Ok, back to more practice! You do realize that you have me addicted?

Hey man, I was kicking ass in no time. Get a good feel for it and you might make some decent coin at it. It's a blast.

neuromancer 07-13-2003 11:09 PM

Nice.

Serious jd 07-14-2003 12:31 AM

i have made a couple hundred in the free play now..

do you have to be 21 to play for real money?

KRL 07-14-2003 12:38 AM

Geez did you see the guy to your left has $16K in there.

Nice!

:thumbsup

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Geez did you see the guy to your left has $16K in there.

Nice!

:thumbsup

Yea there's quite a few people there with some decent change. That's the biggest table you can play on pacific for some reason.

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serious jd
i have made a couple hundred in the free play now..

do you have to be 21 to play for real money?

Some are 21 and some only require you to be 18. Not sure about this one.

Serious jd 07-14-2003 01:36 AM

most people play every hand in free play is it a lot more conservative in the money game? i would assume people would be folding right off a lot more until they got a good hand.

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serious jd
most people play every hand in free play is it a lot more conservative in the money game? i would assume people would be folding right off a lot more until they got a good hand.
You can find a table from time to time full of people that want to see the flop. Also in the lower limits some people will chase cards to the river regardless of what hits the table. I make my money from the "river rats".

Serge_Oprano 07-14-2003 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


It's my first one too. Glad I wasn't on a $1 table or something.

I think you are full of shit...
this is a "doctored" picture because

1) "rais" has no money showing

2) yellow light of a winner is at your opponent, not you....

whom are you kidding, sonny?

SpaceAce 07-14-2003 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serious jd
most people play every hand in free play is it a lot more conservative in the money game? i would assume people would be folding right off a lot more until they got a good hand.
You'd think so, but it doesn't seem to work that way. I think most people are just bad at poker. The problem is, when you sit a table with seven other people and five of them are chasers, you get outdrawn a <B>lot</B>. In the long run, all the chasers will get fucked but they can really screw a game up for the people who know how to play.

SpaceAce

SpaceAce 07-14-2003 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


I think you are full of shit...
this is a "doctored" picture because

1) "rais" has no money showing

2) yellow light of a winner is at your opponent, not you....

whom are you kidding, sonny?

I think he just raised and the orange highlight means it's the other guy's turn. The hand isn't over, notice how the other person's cards are still face down.

SpaceAce

quiet 07-14-2003 01:46 AM

nice stock :)

Serge_Oprano 07-14-2003 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce


I think he just raised and the orange highlight means it's the other guy's turn. The hand isn't over, notice how the other person's cards are still face down.

SpaceAce

stocktrader, sorry, my bad,
please disregard my arrogant post

On-top 07-14-2003 01:56 AM

Nice hand...

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


stocktrader, sorry, my bad,
please disregard my arrogant post

Done. :1orglaugh

Andy P 07-14-2003 02:02 AM

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/poker/poker.html

give me a few days and i'll leave you guys for dead! :arcadefre

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
nice stock :)
Cheers. :glugglug

KRL 07-14-2003 02:08 AM

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stocktrader23 07-14-2003 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Binions World Series of Poker

Top Money Winners: Men


That's actually what I want to do but I need to practice my ass off on no limit. The though process and skill involved is nuts. Party poker actually has a big limit tournament coming up that you can get into by winning the satellite on their site. I may give it a go but your starting chips aren't that great for the rules they have in place.

Andy P 07-14-2003 02:21 AM

KRL, Dang! this must be one of the biggest sites, right ?

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Andy P
KRL, Dang! this must be one of the biggest sites, right ?
If you mean the money winners that's the pro's. The site in his sig is one of the biggest though and the tourneys there are a blast.

Andy P 07-14-2003 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


If you mean the money winners that's the pro's. The site in his sig is one of the biggest though and the tourneys there are a blast.

Ah, cool, i got a few popups on showdown survivor, and thats $25k in prizes just today.. lol.

I had no idea online casinos where dealing this kind of dough.

Serious jd 07-14-2003 02:40 AM

i was watching the poker world series on espn the other day, varkonyi was out in the first round. he had trained and tried to prepare for every possible situation too. that luck thing always gets ya.


* varkonyi was last years champ

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Andy P


Ah, cool, i got a few popups on showdown survivor, and thats $25k in prizes just today.. lol.

I had no idea online casinos where dealing this kind of dough.

Actually the 25k is in 10 days. Top 50 get $100 today and first place is like $2500 out of the ones that win today. So far I'm up there if I can stay awake. If I get in it for the big one I'm gonna stay in every hand on the lowest table they allow for that $2500.

Andy P 07-14-2003 03:03 AM

good luck :thumbsup

SpaceAce 07-14-2003 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serious jd
i was watching the poker world series on espn the other day, varkonyi was out in the first round. he had trained and tried to prepare for every possible situation too. that luck thing always gets ya.


* varkonyi was last years champ

Varkonyi is also an amateur and, let's face it, winning last year was mostly a fluke. The luck thing helped him then and screwed him now. I saw his kings get raped and that was bad luck but it's like Brunson said, he never really had a chance.

SpaceAce

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Andy P


Ah, cool, i got a few popups on showdown survivor, and thats $25k in prizes just today.. lol.

I had no idea online casinos where dealing this kind of dough.

Do you play for real money there? If so what is your nick?

Andy P 07-14-2003 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Do you play for real money there? If so what is your nick?

No real money yet, i just figured out what all the cards on the deck was for.. to put it that way ;)

im surprised how long my demo dough have lasted tho! must have lost and won atleast 30k on my 1000 bucks.

Andy P 07-14-2003 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Do you play for real money there? If so what is your nick?

No real money yet, i just figured out what all the cards on the deck was for.. to put it that way ;)

im surprised how long my demo dough have lasted tho! must have lost and won atleast 30k on my 1000 bucks. Right now im down at $261.. scary, maybe im out :(

JerseyPuma 07-14-2003 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
It's a shame, not nearly as pretty as a royal flush but worth twice as much.


<img src="http://www.tgpnext.com/642.jpg">

what were you doing in this hand? playing pocket cards like that will have you eating out of a dumpster in no time.

maxjohan 07-14-2003 09:01 AM

nice photoshop work :)..serious I haven't seen you at the table on pacific..nick UpyourACE ..look for me I look for you

:glugglug


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