are you drunk?
 

I am, police arested me cause I stole a tree on the road and planted it somewhere else. I said what did I do wrong, he said how tall are you, I said 6 foot 4 he said what we re you doing I said I saw this tree on the road so I took it and placed it where it belongs. he said oh ok Jimbo dont think you can do anything you want here.

heheheh:1orglaugh

You should have said that you didn't even move the tree, you just held it still while the world rotated below it...

then, in that split second while the cop considered it, BOLT.

what?

ahh you know, stuff.