My worst nightmare. . . .a black man with a gun
 

I swear, give a guy a gun, and a badge, and a nice car with pretty lights and watch the power go to his head.

So, I am on the 405 freeway and I come up on this squad car for the local junior college police department. Knowing he is well out of his jurisdiction, I change lanes and blow past him.

What does this guy do? Throws on his red lights and initiates a traffic stop.

Eventually I get off the freeway (it was my offramp) and pull over to see what he wants.

Cop: License, registration, and proof of insurance please. You know why I pulled you over?

Me: Not really.

Cop: You know how fast you were going?

Me: 75?

Cop: 80, you know what the speed limit is?

Me: 70?

Cop: 65

Me: Hmmm

Cop: When was the last time you were cited?

Me: No idea

Cop: Ever been arrested?

Me: Ever?

Cop: Yes

Me: Well yeah.

Cop: How long ago?

Me: I don't know.

Cop: What were you arrested for?

Me: Assault or something, Don't remember exactly how they worded it.

Cop: Anything in the car I should be worried about?

Me: Just me.

Cop: Stay in your car.

Me: Are you going to cite me?

Cop: Just stay in your car.

2 minutes later

Cop: Mr Brown, if I ever stop you again there will be no discussion.

Me. Good


WTF? Does this guy think he is on COPS or something? Like he has jurisdiction on CA freeways. I almost wish he had cited me. I would have loved to get him in court and have him explain his little power trip to the judge.

im more afraid if a white man with political power...

You got out of the speeding ticket?

he was college police? for what mesa?

I'm afraid of the Mexican man on the corner making my burrito. Who knows what he's putting in there.

Ok, so you passed a cop and didnt expect to get pulled over? heh. Lots of police departments have agreements with other local sheriff's and police where they can do traffic stops, etc in other jurisdiction if they see it. The university cops here give DUI's all over town on the roads near campus.

he could not write me up if he wanted to

hehehe, cops are the same in every country, they have a common language.

El Camino Junior College. He probably has jurisdiction for a block on the perimeter of the school

assholio? ...i dont trust any cops..period

He wanted your manhood :1orglaugh

Same here TDF. Anyway I think the Campus police here are on the police force or are subcontracted out to the college by the police force as all the campus police still were a badge from our police department.:2 cents:

LOL... I misread the post... HAHAHAHA

He is a rent a cop right? Making a citizens arest or what???

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If you are so sure of that why did you even stop?

if I was on a city street, near the college, then yeah, I might expect to possibly have him try to exercise his authority, but on the fucking freeway?

And yeah, cops have authority in other cites under certain situations, but it has to be authorized by the chief of police for the city in question. I know this quite well as I have been involved in court cases where this was an issue.

It would not apply in this case.

i agree
he was probably enticed by the tasty "man boobs" pic you posted on the other board :winkwink:

Campus cops are not "rent a cops". They're full blown cops with the same training. They're simply assigned to a campus.

A good friend of mine is going through the Academy right now and was going to be a campus cop but decided to take a job in Sac instead.

Hating Whitey today Steve ?
Lets go have a beer bro..........I will even let you sit in the front of the booth. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

because by law you do have to pull over for a solid red light

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So basically you are a fool, who put your life in another fool's hands.

I did not know there were any gay black guys. I thought they were too fly for that. :1orglaugh

But I guess anything is possible.

No shit, I didn't know this. So are you saying that if I get a red light and stick it on my car I can pull people over?

as a matter of fact yes, however, you would also be subject to arrest for impersonating a cop, color of authority, and probably a couple other things that don't come to mind immediately

fuck the one-time