Ok here is the news you have been waiting for...
 

Ok guys I am sorry you had to wait so long but here it is.


Effective Friday July 25 2003



I Juicylinks aka sexy stallion herinafter "sexy stallion" will stop being a womanizer herinafter "Male Slut". I will stop spreading my seed at will and at least offer women a dinner before sex.
I know all of you right now are probably in shock to hear this but I have seen the light. God blessed me with such a sexy body and ass that it would be a sin not to spread it at will. But I have learned to control my penis and do good with it.
In case you havent realized this by know my anouncement was a big joke. Lens I expect a cut of this months ad revenue .
I sexy stallion would like to thank all of you for your support in helping me succeed and stop exploiting women for my own sexual desires.... BTW .........


GOTCHA

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:BangBang:

Did ya??? Don't think so!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I already miss the old juicy.

hah

you make me want to be a better man

Just like the United States' announcement, shock and awe was a totally inappropriate term.

i'll drink to that. seriously grabbing a mgd right now

http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/images/s2dvd/boring.jpg

SNORING>..........................

say it ain't so juicy. say it ain't so.

:winkwink:

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in.....
and you have the stock market beat

But a man worth while is a man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

uh huh huh uh huh huh

ok pookey do the honors


....I christen this the flying wasp!

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You can change, but LINK HOTTIN never will

We need more people to do that. I won't fuck married women anymore unless they buy me dinner first :glugglug

instead of shock and awe it should have been cock and balls

I'm actually in awe of his Perfectly manicured eyebrows.

I hope you have a slut do that for you topless.

:glugglug

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See my reply in the other thread.

:boid :ak47:

Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn.

I thought it was going to be exciting. Important even.

Juicy stop womanizing. :1orglaugh ( Cold day in hell, pigs fly and all that and a bag of chips, LOL )

anyone else find this disturbing?

OK MOFO, Bend over and spread it at will, you get whats coming to you:321GFY

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

blast from the past :1orglaugh

Why does this man have waxed (or at least otherwise trimmed) eyebrows?