The truest thing ever said about women
 

In the movie "As Good as it Gets," Jack Nicholson plays a novelist. A female fan comes up to him and says, "I just love your women characters. How do you come up with them?"

And he says:

"I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability."

:Grrrrrr

...classic line!

:1orglaugh

That is one of the best lines in that movie by far. However the whole movie is filled with great comments like that from Jack.

yeah or where he goes up o the couple int he restaurant and says" People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"

awesome

:1orglaugh

Too true

"Bitches always be usin' tears to control they man" - Herbert Kornfeld

The reason it's classic is it's true.
If you don't believe it try being married for twelve years.
I wish I were gay -- it would be sooo much easier.

(Feeling a little bitter today)

Easier on everything except your ASS!

but I agree... women... I love 'em but they really are a different species sometimes.