Gigli bombs: Lopez & Affleck get roasted
 

"One of the worst movies ever"

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now I wanna see it just to see how bad it is... lol

"Much of the movie features Affleck?s efforts to change Lopez? character from being a lesbian into a straight woman."

Didn't he already do that in Chasing Amy? How appropriate, the plot that made him famous will also be the plot that finishes him off.

SpaceAce

Going to see American Wedding tomorrow, maybe I'll theater hop that one afterwards. Lopez last flick bombed too.. maid in manhattan or something.

I can't believe affleck married that ho. Sure hitting that ass a few times would be nice.. but marriage? fuck no.

From the preview, it looked like it was going to be a pooch.

they're married? when?

that's pretty bad when they call it one of the worst movies in cinema history.... lol :1orglaugh

I'd like to see them literally roasted. On a spit. Turning slowly over a bonfire.

What?

too harsh?

married? haven't heard any news yet.

hmm, notice a pattern? Maybe these dumb bitches will start to realize that just because you're hot and can sing, doesn't mean you can fucking act.

she is fucking hot, but she is also the dumbest "star" today

affleck is an idiot, without doubt

:2 cents: :)

"Among its biggest problems is a love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, ?It?s turkey time. Gobble, gobble.?

:1orglaugh

ha, thought they were married already. We can only hope Ben comes to his senses.

Dumb means one cannot speak.. if only ignorant people were dumb too..eh

i dont think J-lo give a fuck what anyone thinks about her..she is filthy stinking rich:1orglaugh

of course she cares... or at least she should. Make enough movies that stink, and soon you're not making movies anymore cuz no one wants to cast you

I haven't seen this one yet, and I'm not going to. I'm allergic to Jennifer Lopez.

BUT Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (which my neighbour highly recommended) is most definitely the worst movie made with a big budget. It was cool watching them shoot up the Vancouver Colisseum (library) though.

Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, ?It?s turkey time. Gobble, gobble.?

lol..

but if she were not cast in another movie ever.. would she go broke?.. this chick has her fingers in alot of pie...not that i like her, watch her movies, listen to her music or buy her clothes... but you cant deny she's not business savvy:)

of course not... but I don't think the money concerns her much. She wants to act... and be taken as a serious actress. This movie isn't helping her. That other movie she did, "The Cell" sucked balls too.

thats to bad for her.. cause Ben hasnt told her how shitty of an actresss she is yet.. or that anyone told him how shitty he is..they were a bad acting marriage made in hell :1orglaugh

Its funny though... when film critics say a movie sucks... most normal people think its great

It's tough to call someone worth over $140 million dumb.

no suprise there

Lopez is a pretty smart business woman... I wouldn't call her dumb by any means... bad actress, yes... dumb, hell no.

now THAT'S a brilliant marketing strategy.

dumb = arrogant, shortsighted whore ... hehe

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btw: I'm not an American, so maybe I mean it right, but type it wrong :)

I broke down about a three weeks ago waiting to see Pirates Of The Caribbean and I did one of those surveys where they show you a trailer. It was this Gigli movie.

What did you like about the previews?: ?not much?
How would you describe this movie?: ?Crappy chick flick?
Would you see this movie?: ?no?
Was there anything you liked about the previews?: ?Yeah, J-lo?s ass? :thumbsup

You talk like a real GFY member :thumbsup

I'm surprised everyone thinks J-lo is a bad actress. I actually think she's a good actress, she's just a horrible singer.

And she's not all that. If you've ever seen her as an In Living Color fly girl dancer back in the days she was incredible ugly. It takes her thousands of dollars to look like that, over 10k per job for a makeup artist Scott Barnes to do her makeup and sprits on her self-tanner with an airbrush, and thousands for someone just to wax her eyebrows. And she spends thousands of dollars on
Creme De La Mer for her skin just so she can stay looking young.
Looks like a plain old woman that tries real hard to look good.

Not really....she's dumb.

See that was easy.

She's rich, but that's just because of her god given looks and talent. Her agents/managers/handlers are the ones that are "smart" and negotiate the deals to make her money.

J-Lo has TWO fulltime eyebrow specialists. (One for each eyebrow I'm guessing)
That's not how a "smart" person would spend their money

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This is a shock to people?

Guess you've been watching E and VHI too huh? Anyways, ALL celebs spend thousands on eybrow shapers and over 10k on makeup artists per event, I know Britney does and I bet all the big female celebs do. J-lo made 37 million last yr according to Forbes magazine, why shouldn't she spend a few k on a eyebrow specialists? It's like us going to McDonalds to her.

Anyways, I shouldn't talk shit, I know if I was rich like that I'd probably spend thousands on an eybrow waxer and makeup artist and clothes too!!!!

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