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LadyMischief 08-01-2003 06:37 PM

I just had a bigass spider run across my keyboard.
 
My keyboard is grey and black so I didnt' notice him at first.. all of a sudden I saw something move in my peripheral vision and there he was... so I put him somewhere else.. he was a big fucker though.. he should kill more than a few mosquitos :)

AdultNex 08-01-2003 06:38 PM

Do the spiders have a sweet sense that lures mosquitos or something? The chances that a mosquito will actually lurk into a spider web in my home is very, very slim.

beemk 08-01-2003 06:39 PM

i had one crawl out of my keyboard before

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-01-2003 06:39 PM

i killed my black widow last week..

but plenty of other species around to do their job.. :)

dirtysouth 08-01-2003 06:41 PM

I have a gray sony viao keyboard and a SMALL spider ran across mine about 6 minutes ago. I swear this is true.

boobmaster 08-01-2003 06:43 PM

You guys need to lay off the booze! :)

dij 08-01-2003 06:45 PM

After I :stoned, I see a lot of spiders everywhere ;)

dirtysouth 08-01-2003 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
You guys need to lay off the booze! :)
No way. If I can't be in FL, at least I can drink like I am. :thumbsup

tootie 08-01-2003 06:47 PM

We have a serious problem with critters here. Waterbugs and spiders, mainly. We've had to kill as many as 5 or 6 of those HUGE 2 inch waterbugs in ONE NIGHT before! And we have all kinds of spiders in the house. Some big hairy ones that look a little like wolf spiders and tons of different little tiny ones. Drives me nuts to have all these bugs around! We also have a family of opossums living under our back deck and they keep finding their way into the garage somehow and it smells like piss in there now. GRR!

The bugs must come from the woodpile. That's the only thing I can think of.

Has anyone tried those electronic devices that are supposed to chase insects and rodents and such out of your house? Do those really work? We were thinking of trying some but I don't want to spend that much money getting enough to cover the whole house if they don't work. :)

HughJardon 08-01-2003 06:50 PM

so weird i have a generic taiwanese keyboard and a trout swam right across the space bar now my keyboard smells like pussy

LadyMischief 08-01-2003 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Do the spiders have a sweet sense that lures mosquitos or something? The chances that a mosquito will actually lurk into a spider web in my home is very, very slim.
No but I have a little hole in the screen where they come in without fail.. I just relocated him... Every time I do that, the spiders feast and the mosquitos don't bite my ass while I sleep :) It's a nice arrangement.

LadyMischief 08-01-2003 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
You guys need to lay off the booze! :)
I don't drink, and even if I did I'm pregnant so I wouldn't anyways.

LadyMischief 08-01-2003 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
We have a serious problem with critters here. Waterbugs and spiders, mainly. We've had to kill as many as 5 or 6 of those HUGE 2 inch waterbugs in ONE NIGHT before! And we have all kinds of spiders in the house. Some big hairy ones that look a little like wolf spiders and tons of different little tiny ones. Drives me nuts to have all these bugs around! We also have a family of opossums living under our back deck and they keep finding their way into the garage somehow and it smells like piss in there now. GRR!

The bugs must come from the woodpile. That's the only thing I can think of.

Has anyone tried those electronic devices that are supposed to chase insects and rodents and such out of your house? Do those really work? We were thinking of trying some but I don't want to spend that much money getting enough to cover the whole house if they don't work. :)

Yeah the woodpile would draw them.. But the spiders I wouldn't worry about too much:) They do a good service.

tootie 08-01-2003 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief


Yeah the woodpile would draw them.. But the spiders I wouldn't worry about too much:) They do a good service.

Yeah, but I'm afraid some of them may be poisonous and I've got small kids.

Hey, congrats on being pregnant! Me, too! I'm going in for induction on Monday because I'm overdue and diabetic. Our little girl will be home in a few days, woohoo!

I just don't want any buggies crawling into her throat while she's sleeping or anything. :(

LadyMischief 08-01-2003 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie


Yeah, but I'm afraid some of them may be poisonous and I've got small kids.

Hey, congrats on being pregnant! Me, too! I'm going in for induction on Monday because I'm overdue and diabetic. Our little girl will be home in a few days, woohoo!

I just don't want any buggies crawling into her throat while she's sleeping or anything. :(

Ickies And congrats. I'm not very far along, already having some severe difficulties (I did with my other kids too, it was expected), but we're hoping for the best and putting faith in our doctor :) Best of luck! Inductions aren't fun.

extreme 08-01-2003 07:05 PM

spiders suck.

tootie 08-01-2003 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief


Ickies And congrats. I'm not very far along, already having some severe difficulties (I did with my other kids too, it was expected), but we're hoping for the best and putting faith in our doctor :) Best of luck! Inductions aren't fun.

Ohhhh, I wish you lots of luck, hon. I know it's rough. I will send you big wishes that your little one is born safe and healthy. :)

XxXotic 08-01-2003 07:43 PM

spiders are the devil!

SomeCreep 08-01-2003 07:48 PM

A spider ran across my keyboard once, almost made me fall back in my chair once I saw him there next to my hand, because I hate spiders.

AssFairy 08-01-2003 07:50 PM

I got me a big hairy assed wolf spider under my bench just by my left foot, he lives behind a carrier bag. We got an understanding, if he don't attack me then I won't smite the fucker with my shoe. :)

Greg B 08-01-2003 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
My keyboard is grey and black so I didnt' notice him at first.. all of a sudden I saw something move in my peripheral vision and there he was... so I put him somewhere else.. he was a big fucker though.. he should kill more than a few mosquitos :)
Spiders??? Dude, if spiders scare you do NOT, I repeat do NOT go to S. America.

I was on a field expedition doing archaeological assessment and the district manager thought it was funny to break out a big ass aquarium that had a spider in it that was damn near a foot wide. It's called the 'Bird Killer' and is supposed to be the biggest spider in the world.

Lemme tell you, he almost got his ass shot right on the spot when one of the photogs saw it. She is terrified of spiders and this was the straw that broke the camel's back.

They aren't poisonous but they will scare the fuck out of you. He said he feeds it mice and small animals. That fucking thing could eat a cat if it wanted to.

There should be pictures of em' on the web.

Gemini 08-01-2003 08:01 PM

Cut off any lit pilot lights and put 2 Dcon 4gone bombs on each floor... leave for about 6 hours with everything closed up and the house is bug free. ;-) It even runs the grass snakes out of our cellar.

HEARTBREAKER 08-01-2003 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
i killed my black widow last week..

but plenty of other species around to do their job.. :)


black widow is dangerous...it can kill you!http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/ups/DeNiro/sick.gif


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