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EscortBiz 08-06-2003 08:29 PM

Reminder to the Jewish Webmasters
 
Tisha B'av is tonight

http://www.chabad.org/holidays/frame.asp?URL=6223

Gutterboy 08-06-2003 08:31 PM

oy vey

spamofon 08-06-2003 08:31 PM

go chop off your pee wee :thumbsup

spamofon 08-06-2003 08:35 PM

are you pushing refresh? :)
so many fucking views

EscortBiz 08-06-2003 08:36 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by spamofon
[B]are you pushing refresh? :)

no just jews run porn thats all

KRL 08-06-2003 08:37 PM

The Day Before The Ninth of Av

Towards the end of the day, one should eat the the final meal. At this meal, one should not partake of two types of cooked food even if they are of the same variety - e.g., two kinds of noodles. Even if the cooked food is usually eaten raw, it has the status of a cooked food in this case.

- It is customary to eat a boiled egg or lentils at the final meal in sign of mourning. One should not partake of any other cooked foods and should eat bread, dairy products, or fruit. Some follow the custom of eating a piece of bread dipped in ashes.

It is customary to eat the final meal while seated on the floor or on a low stool. According to some, there is hidden significance in placing a mat or cloth underneath oneself and not sitting directly on the floor. One need not remove his shoes before eating the meal.

After the final meal, if the sun has not yet set, one may continue eating - provided that one did not intend or state that he had accepted the fast upon himself. lf one intended not to eat again because he was full, however, he can eat again since he had not intended to accept the fast yet. It is proper to declare or to intend specifically, that one has not accepted the fast upon himself until sunset.

Some people have a custom to eat a full meal - without meat or wine - in the early afternoon [before the final meal] so that the fast not cause them harm.
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I think I'll just go to Taco Bell and enjoy my Burrito Supreme.

Religion is too whacky in my opinion with these traditions that were conceived thousands of years ago.

Good lord, I'll be damned if Moses is going to dictate my eating schedule.

spamofon 08-06-2003 08:37 PM

sure buddy

[QUOTE]Originally posted by EscortBiz
[B]
Quote:

Originally posted by spamofon
are you pushing refresh? :)

no just jews run porn thats all

:glugglug

EscortBiz 08-06-2003 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
The Day Before The Ninth of Av

Towards the end of the day, one should eat the the final meal. At this meal, one should not partake of two types of cooked food even if they are of the same variety - e.g., two kinds of noodles. Even if the cooked food is usually eaten raw, it has the status of a cooked food in this case.

- It is customary to eat a boiled egg or lentils at the final meal in sign of mourning. One should not partake of any other cooked foods and should eat bread, dairy products, or fruit. Some follow the custom of eating a piece of bread dipped in ashes.

It is customary to eat the final meal while seated on the floor or on a low stool. According to some, there is hidden significance in placing a mat or cloth underneath oneself and not sitting directly on the floor. One need not remove his shoes before eating the meal.

After the final meal, if the sun has not yet set, one may continue eating - provided that one did not intend or state that he had accepted the fast upon himself. lf one intended not to eat again because he was full, however, he can eat again since he had not intended to accept the fast yet. It is proper to declare or to intend specifically, that one has not accepted the fast upon himself until sunset.

Some people have a custom to eat a full meal - without meat or wine - in the early afternoon [before the final meal] so that the fast not cause them harm.
______


I think I'll just go to Taco Bell and enjoy my Burrito Supreme.

Religion is too whacky in my opinion with these traditions that were conceived thousands of years ago.

Good lord, I'll be damned if Moses is going to dictate my eating schedule.

you would think jews should be skinny with all these laws

doggiestyle_ec 08-06-2003 08:46 PM

hail hitler!!!

EscortBiz 08-06-2003 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doggiestyle_ec
hail hitler!!!
not nice

Snake Doctor 08-06-2003 08:50 PM

I'm still saving up to be Jewish

EscortBiz 08-06-2003 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2
I'm still saving up to be Jewish
lol

BlackCrayon 08-06-2003 08:53 PM

most of the jewish rules involving food have nothing to do with religion really but the living conditions and the conditions of prepared food back then.

Gutterboy 08-06-2003 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doggiestyle_ec
hail hitler!!!
Its heil, moron.

spamofon 08-06-2003 09:01 PM

Question: What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
Answer: The canoe tips

:1orglaugh

Pornwolf 08-06-2003 09:07 PM

It's that time of year again? Cool! That means there will be less people in line during breakfast time at Katz's deli on Houston! Fantastic!

EscortBiz 08-06-2003 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
It's that time of year again? Cool! That means there will be less people in line during breakfast time at Katz's deli on Houston! Fantastic!
lol

try 2nd ave deli its awesome


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