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xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:17 PM

need someone to code this..
 
Here's what the script will do.

Log into my account for a sponsor,i will tell you the sponsor it iwll be for..
Pull out the number of sales.
Divide or multiply that number say by 10 or 2
Post the result in a simple html page on my server

Make sense? or am i dreaming?

arial 08-06-2003 10:18 PM

$5,000 I'll do it for you.

xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
$5,000 I'll do it for you.

lol refer to

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ghlight=script

i still havent found anyone to do it

m4tt 08-06-2003 10:23 PM

what sponsor?

hudson 08-06-2003 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
$5,000 I'll do it for you.
oh fuck...I can do it for half that ;-)

hudson 08-06-2003 10:27 PM

but...if there's a cookie, got to charge you a thousand per...kind of complicated and makes me sleepy........

brand0n 08-06-2003 10:29 PM

5000?

well do it for 2000

EscortBiz 08-06-2003 10:30 PM

goto (URL)
if sales = >0 then herf_post (URL)
else
file open %erf)f&end

run this in shell and compile it in VB then upload it to root

dnsmonster 08-06-2003 10:31 PM

Quote:

well do it for 2000
fuck that guy, I'll do for $1999.99!

arial 08-06-2003 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster


fuck that guy, I'll do for $1999.99!

Fuck all them $1,999.98!

brand0n 08-06-2003 10:32 PM

ok ok ok 1999.98 paypal

hudson 08-06-2003 10:35 PM

post it on scriptlance....I'm sure you'll get a couple of $5 bids...:1orglaugh

jwerd 08-06-2003 10:37 PM

How much is it worth to you, honestly?

I can easily do this, just give me more info about this project; perhaps we can talk about this business on aim, msn? Thanks.

xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:38 PM

u guys are fucking unreal. $2k for that? all the script does is logs into a sponsor and fetches # of sales and posts to a website/script/ whatever on my own server.

so if i want to see sales instead of going to sponsor.com/login/ i go to myserver.com/sales.php or sales.cgi. whatever

xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lamerhooD
How much is it worth to you, honestly?

I can easily do this, just give me more info about this project; perhaps we can talk about this business on aim, msn? Thanks.

your aim?

hudson 08-06-2003 10:41 PM

ICQ 320970274 hit me up, if I can do it, it would probably be only one or two hours work and can do it in the next week or two.

Chris 08-06-2003 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx


your aim?


post your aim plz

xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hudson
ICQ 320970274 hit me up, if I can do it, it would probably be only one or two hours work and can do it in the next week or two.
next week or two? nah nevermind

jwerd 08-06-2003 10:46 PM

My aim is leahmahood.

If you better explain it there, I will be able to do it within a week.

Chris 08-06-2003 10:46 PM

xxweekxx - plz post your aim :)

dnsmonster 08-06-2003 10:47 PM

Quote:

ok ok ok 1999.98 paypal
Stop underbidding! We both know it that job is worth $1999.99 minimum. You get what you pay for.

hudson 08-06-2003 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx


next week or two? nah nevermind

oh man...sorry!! I just can't think so fast.... ;-)

but when it gets done, it will be a thing of beauty!

hudson 08-06-2003 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lamerhooD
My aim is leahmahood.

If you better explain it there, I will be able to do it within a week.

bah...I'll do it in six days...

xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hudson


oh man...sorry!! I just can't think so fast.... ;-)

but when it gets done, it will be a thing of beauty!

nobody really understands what i want. fuck it.

This shit aint complicated.

Basically i want is a script that will log into a sponsor(i will specify) for me, then it will pull my # of sales and post in a page on my website.

Chris 08-06-2003 10:51 PM

umm xxweekxx you are missing your chance to get the shit done quick ... this is simple




POST YOUR AIM !

Chris 08-06-2003 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx


nobody really understands what i want. fuck it.

This shit aint complicated.

Basically i want is a script that will log into a sponsor(i will specify) for me, then it will pull my # of sales and post in a page on my website.




xxweekxx i know exactly what you want , so please go ahead and post your god damn aim please

i can NOT post mine here

xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
umm xxweekxx you are missing your chance to get the shit done quick ... this is simple




POST YOUR AIM !


Do you have ICQ

Chris 08-06-2003 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx



Do you have ICQ



yes i do but icq does not have a confrence option so you can talk to the programmer that is at his keyboard waiting for you.


post SOMETHING to fucking contact you

xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris




yes i do but icq does not have a confrence option so you can talk to the programmer that is at his keyboard waiting for you.


post SOMETHING to fucking contact you


brr k use DSCB11 as my aim.

venturi 08-06-2003 10:55 PM

Umm... http://www.statsremote.com/ - DONE! Next? :glugglug

And no, I had no part in building that sweet piece of software...

hegreryan 08-06-2003 10:55 PM

IF you can login through a script, AND the info you need is in the same place on the page every time, then a simple PERL script will do it. You can read a webpage with perl and calculate the data. I think php can do it too but i don't feel like looking it up.

good time to learn how to code. its cheaper than paying a programmer!

or i guess you could ask your sponsor for help, but i know we wouldn't do it for our affiliates...

good luck!

hudson 08-06-2003 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx


nobody really understands what i want. fuck it.

This shit aint complicated.

Basically i want is a script that will log into a sponsor(i will specify) for me, then it will pull my # of sales and post in a page on my website.

sorry xxweekxx...just playing around as it is 2am ;-)

I can look it over, but like I said I can't promise to do it right away. And I am sure a lot of other people here can do it for you as well. Hope you get it done.

xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by venturi
Umm... http://www.statsremote.com/ - DONE! Next? :glugglug

And no, I had no part in building that sweet piece of software...

no thanks i dont want stats remote

hegreryan 08-06-2003 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by venturi
Umm... http://www.statsremote.com/ - DONE! Next? :glugglug

And no, I had no part in building that sweet piece of software...


nice software!

xxweekxx 08-06-2003 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hegreryan
IF you can login through a script, AND the info you need is in the same place on the page every time, then a simple PERL script will do it. You can read a webpage with perl and calculate the data. I think php can do it too but i don't feel like looking it up.

good time to learn how to code. its cheaper than paying a programmer!

or i guess you could ask your sponsor for help, but i know we wouldn't do it for our affiliates...

good luck!


i rather pay programmers

hudson 08-06-2003 10:59 PM

hmmm.....

Quote:

Originally posted by hegreryan
if u can logiN thoruhg a script, and theinfp you need is in thes ame pl4ce no th3 psg3 evary time then a simPle perl scrript w1ll d it LOLLOLOLOLLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~ u CAN READ A WEBPAGE WITH PERRL ADN CLCU78 THE DAtA, ololloololo ithink php can do it t0o but i odn'T feel liek lookIng it up. good tiume to elarn how to code,,, 1ts chheaper than paying a p0rgrammar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ lolololo ro i guesZ u could 4sjk iur sopnsor fro he7p, bu ti kno\\\\////\\\\//// wew ouldn"td o it fro our affiliat3s !!!!!!!111 !!!!!!1~~~~~~~ olololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ good luX0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ !
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GFED 08-06-2003 11:00 PM

anything more than $20 and you're getting ripped...

hudson 08-06-2003 11:01 PM

well, of course I did that with http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

...so don't get pissed ;-)

hudson 08-06-2003 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GFED
anything more than $20 and you're getting ripped...
naa...maybe $20 an hour and a couple of hours...so under a few hundred...

hegreryan 08-06-2003 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hudson
hmmm.....



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

are you on crack?

hudson 08-06-2003 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hegreryan


are you on crack?

no...I was just teasing you...don't get all uptight...

hegreryan 08-06-2003 11:08 PM

i'm relaxin. just having fun on the board before i crash...

:glugglug

hegreryan 08-06-2003 11:10 PM

hey hudson you're a perl programmer. why don't you help the slacker out?

hudson 08-06-2003 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hegreryan
i'm relaxin. just having fun on the board before i crash...

:glugglug

cool...sorry man...it is 2am and I am 2 minutes to crashing..so I might be getting a little too silly ;-)

jennycards 08-06-2003 11:13 PM

The task may be tricky though.

I did that for iBill and they require your script first to get a cookie and then send a second request for the actual data. Took me several hours to figure that out.

Still ... I would do it for $999.95, no matter which sponsor.

hegreryan 08-06-2003 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hudson


cool...sorry man...it is 2am and I am 2 minutes to crashing..so I might be getting a little too silly ;-)

yeah i was just seeing if i could get a japanese dude to respond to my "i need a japanese dude" post. no luck yet...

hudson 08-06-2003 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hegreryan
hey hudson you're a perl programmer. why don't you help the slacker out?
well, you know...I could try...but the problem is I don't understand a single line of code I write when I look at it five minutes later :1orglaugh

but...like I said, drop me a line and I can look it over if you want in the next few days ;-)

hudson 08-06-2003 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennycards
The task may be tricky though.

I did that for iBill and they require your script first to get a cookie and then send a second request for the actual data. Took me several hours to figure that out.

Still ... I would do it for $999.95, no matter which sponsor.

cookies are actually not so so bad...they are actually kind of fun when you catch them

arial 08-06-2003 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx
u guys are fucking unreal. $2k for that? all the script does is logs into a sponsor and fetches # of sales and posts to a website/script/ whatever on my own server.

so if i want to see sales instead of going to sponsor.com/login/ i go to myserver.com/sales.php or sales.cgi. whatever

We're messing with you, hit me up on ICQ lemme know all the paysites you wan't this to work on ect... and we'll talk prices.

arial 08-06-2003 11:24 PM

Doh forgot to post my ICQ: 124127828


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