I liked the florida resort but DAMN!!
 

They spend 800 million to renovate the hotel and there wasn't ONE fucking water fountain anywhere to be found..

Bottled water was costing seven dollars..

Bacon and eggs ordered by roomservice costs $20

The hotel tries to put all kinds of extra charges on your credit card without asking....They gave us an "upgrade" on our room and tried to charge us 30 more...We didn't even ask for an upgrade....Plus they tried to charge me on my card for the full price of the room when there were two other people sharing the same room!!

There is nowhere nearby where you can eat for cheap....$19 for a Reuben sandwich is craziness.....

You can call me poor all you want, but that food was WAY too expensive and the variety wasn't all that good..The only good deal the hotel had was the $21.95 breakfast buffet...The rest was bullshit...

oh, and six dollars for a simple beer?? $10 for a raggedy ass drink at the bar? What in the fuck are they smokin?

We ate right down the road. Plenty of great restaurants, reasonable prices.

They jacked up the prices for the pornographers :glugglug

Sounds like you went to DisneyWorld.

haha so you want them to charge each person staying in the room seperately? What the fuck its a hotel!

I order breakfast , coffe, and some juice........with a side of bacon and they hit me for 58 bucks.............Fuckin ridiculous. But hey........thats the name of the game !! Bastards..........:1orglaugh

no, I DIDN'T want them to charge each person seperately...but they tried to do it ANYWAY....The room was already paid for on the other persons card...There was no fucking reason to charge me also.

ya, they get you for every little thing. I didn't eat in the hotel, ass-rape prices. I made a local call and it was $9.

Why did they even have your credit card then?

Sorry for the mess we made daily. You had to endure makeup, feminine products, g-strings thrown everywhere. But seriously Hugs to you BVF for putting up with us women.:)

they ask you for it when you check in...I assumed that it would be used to cover incidentals like room service...I didn't know they would put the room fee on there...The room wasn't even in my name

$6.75 on the menu for a slice of key lime pie, by the time it got to my room on the ninth floor it only cost me $12.02...must have charged me delivery by the floor :Graucho

no problem....just make sure to bring me up a friend or something next time...There was no reason I should room with two girls and leave with my ballsac still swollen...

$7/water seemed cruel and unusual.
It was only on my way to the airport that I saw there was a 7-11 just down the road. Doh! I coulda been drinkin' Slurpees!!!!

So it was fun with him there? BVF we want pics!

:Graucho


LOL

There are no pics, it wasn't that type of party.

i got a kick out of the extra $2 they charged me because i wanted my scotch on the rocks..

..and people bitch about this industry screwing the surfers.

IT's just like corvette told me about the hotel..."It's the pre-checked crosssell"

If you think thats bad, go to hawaii, or other nice resort areas.

When I went down for my coffee & bagels order on Tuesday, after everyone else had left, it was $4 less than it had been for the 4 preceeding days. (identical order)

they charged an extra $30 resort fee per day,, lol

Cheeseburger and fries $32.00

That must have been some seriously good bacon.:1orglaugh

...and people bitch about checked crossbill boxes on porn sites.........

2 Majita's $28.00

did it come with a blowjob at least?

Hehe we went to Space34 in South Beach and they charged us $42 for 2 rum and cokes! LOL!

Consider yourselves LUCKY!

DH

That view from the back of the hotel was incredible. I've never seen anything like that. Pure paradise

1 hamburger + a coke via roomservice: only $28.00 :321GFY

the only time I ate at the hotel was at the splash bar, wasnt to bad from what I remember. For breakfast we went down to the board walk for a normal priced meal :)

The best one I caught was on the back of the trifold the keys were in...

If you do not check this box and return this folio to the front desk, you will be debited .50 cents per day automatically for newspaper delivery.

That and of course the fact that they charged me 28 bucks as a service charge on room service and then 28 MORE dollars as a delivery charge on the same order.

BVF. That hotel is NEW. They just built it.

But I think they did without the fountains, so that we would not swim in them..


AND by the way. Their beach SUCKS ASS

Knowing how many of you act when you leave your momma's basement, I will bet that the hotel lost money on the deal.

Many of you are filthy, disgusting, inconsiderate pigs. I am sure there was a tremendous amount of clean up needed. Not to mention repairs.

If I owned a hotel, I wouldn't even let you in.

I ordered two bowls of "home-made" granola with yogurt for breakfast. The room service menu stated the granola was $9.00 a bowl but by the time it made it to our room it was $40.00.

That was the best damn granola I have ever had.:winkwink:

That place was a little ridiculous but I still had a great time.

Sounds like the place was torn up pretty good. Next year it may be at motel 6, so you can not complain about excess charges.

Thanks for telling me what I all ready know!



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