9 aol commandments
 

1.THOU SHALT NOT CYBER, THIS IS A SIGN OF LOSERISM
2.THOU SHALT NOT USE FALSE PICTURES FROM ADULT SITES AND CLAIM THAT THEY ARE YOU.
3.THOU SHALT NOT STEAL OTHER AOL MEMBERS PICS AND CLAIM THAT THEY ARE YOURS.
4.THOU SHALT NOT LIE ABOUT OR MODIFY YOUR APPEARANCE TO FOOL ANOTHER AOL MEMBER FOR IF YE MEET YOU MAY GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT.
5. THOU SHALT NOT SPEND MORE THAN AN HOUR IN A CHATROOM
6.THOU SHALT NOT SPEND DAYS AND NIGHTS ON AOL AS IF YOU HAVE NO LIFE, BUT BE FRUITFUL IN OTHER THINGS, LIKE CLUBBIN.
7.HONOR THY FELLOW AOL MEMBERS AND DON'T USE FOUL LANGUAGE IN CHATROOMS
8. THOU SHALT NOT ARGUE OR FIGHT WITH AN AOL MEMBER, UNLESS YOU ARE GONNA REALLY DO SOMETHING. YE AINT BOUT IT
9. THOU SHALT NOT ENGAGE IN AOL DATING OR RELATIONSHIPS, WITHDRAWING FROM REAL HUMAN CONTACT, FOR THIS ALSO IS LOSERISM.

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