Where Are We Headed?
 

imma thinkin about the state of politics today. Dwight D. Eisenhower was a great military leader, 5 star general, who became President. John F. Kennedy was a war hero from a rich and famous Yankee family. Then the slide begins - Richard Nixon - nuff said, Gerald Ford - moron, Jimmy Carter - peanut farming hillbilly, Ronald Reagan B movie actor - Gopher from Love Boat became a Congressman, Jesse the Body Ventura became governor of Minnesota - now Arnold Schwarzenegger is running for the governership of the biggest state in the Union opposed by Arnold Whachoo Talkin Bout Willis Jackson and Larry Flynt.

where does it end?

my prediction is that by the year 2020 the occupant of the Oval Office will be a sock puppet.

hey Dave Barry gets paid a million bucks for writing crap like this so :321GFY

Dave Barry is the funniest human being to ever put a pen to paper.

As for the rest, Ford was not a moron and Arnold may have a thick accent but he's no fool. California could do a lot worse.

SpaceAce

Mankind (Mike Fooley) from WWF. with his sock thing. ... it could be next, who knows. he wrote 2 books so he's probably considered intelligent or something.

how old are you? 82? :1orglaugh

Big Bird would do a fine job.

Too much free porn!

Not quite. It's not like Dave Barry is ancient, you know, he still writes :)

SpaceAce