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Amputate Your Head 08-20-2003 04:33 PM

Take your pc BULLSHIT and cram it in your ass
 
I'm so fucking sick to death of this fucking politically correct crap I just wanna fucking PUKE on myself.

So let's fucking clear it up here.

#1: I am not gay. I do not want to be gay. I am not a homophobe. I do not have gay friends, that I am aware of. I do not have anything against gays personally, if you're gay, then fine. Do whatever makes your gay ass happy already. But STOP pushing your fucking gayness on me. I'M NOT GAY! I don't push my heteroness on YOU. You wanna strut around dressed like fucking Cher, that's great... you can even do it at my house. I'll put the Cher on for us. But I am not, never have been, never will be, nor do I have fantasies about being.... gay.

Get the fuck over yourself for two consecutive minutes.

#2: I am not black. Whether I want to be black or not does not change the fact that I will never BE black. I don't want to be black. I have never wanted to be anything other than what I am. I do NOT feel sorry for your ass if you ARE black. Stop trying to make me feel guilty because your great great great grandfather got ass fucked by some white plantation owner in Mississippi 200 years ago. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT. I do not hate blacks, I do not dislike blacks, I do not hold them special and dear to my heart. I do, as opposed to gays, have some black friends.... gays can hide it, blacks cannot. (Except Michael Jackson of course). I do not use them as a badge of some fucking bullshit honor in front of my white frineds by saying things like "I have lots of friends that are black!" because that's fucking self-serving bullshit and it's fucking mean.

To the whites I say: FUck off with your views of black and white and your pc CRAP. If it works for you and your shallow fucking life, then great... don't make it part of mine.

To the blacks I say: I am not your white spokesperson, and I don't care if your 200 year old grandmommy got fucked in the mouth by Colonel Sanders. You ain't black to me. You're just a fucking man. You either have or don't have merit based upon your fucking worth to society as a man or you do not. It ain't got fuckall to do with your goddamned color bitch, so shut the FUCK up already.

#3: Women: You got your fucking equality already. In my opinion, you should have always had it. We are all human. Doesn;t really matter if you're male or female. But again.... I am not the fucking defender of Women's rights. Fuck off with your fucking women superiority SHIT already. It's tired. You wanna be equal, fine... take the shit that men do without complaint then. You got it both ways right now and it pisses me off. You're equal, yet you still get all the special treatment that a "woman" deserves.... and you know it. You got a pretty good thing, so shut the fuck up and enjoy it.


Anyone else? Bring it on fuckers..... I got the anti-pc for whatever the fuck you wanna whine and cry your sorry ass about bitch.

TheViper 08-20-2003 04:35 PM

finally something that makes sense.

Centurion 08-20-2003 04:37 PM

Good morning Amp!


Sleep well?:)

hybrid 08-20-2003 04:38 PM

You know, at the expense of sounding like an ass-kisser, I thoroughly agree with all three points.

I gave up being frustrated about em, tho.....most of the time.

Sly_RJ 08-20-2003 04:39 PM

That was very good Amp!

NoCarrier 08-20-2003 04:39 PM

LOL! I thought you were tired of people asking for help about their PC's :1orglaugh

Triple 6 08-20-2003 04:42 PM

wheres the pc bullshit?

nosey 08-20-2003 04:43 PM

http://www.jupiter2.com/eo/Images_Ex.../bill_mahr.jpg

Triple 6 08-20-2003 04:43 PM

oh.

not personal computer PC, politically correct PC.

gotcha.

NBDesign 08-20-2003 04:44 PM

:thumbsup

Triple 6 08-20-2003 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6
oh.

not personal computer PC, politically correct PC.

gotcha.

i came to said conclusion BEFORE seeing the bill maer pic. This I must emphasize.

stevet 08-20-2003 04:44 PM

What about the asians?

Loryn 08-20-2003 04:45 PM

Hi Amp! Thanks, that was great.:thumbsup

Joe Average 08-20-2003 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
#1: I am not gay. I do not want to be gay. I am not a homophobe. I do not have gay friends, that I am aware of. I do not have anything against gays personally, if you're gay, then fine. Do whatever makes your gay ass happy already. But STOP pushing your fucking gayness on me. I'M NOT GAY! I don't push my heteroness on YOU. You wanna strut around dressed like fucking Cher, that's great... you can even do it at my house. I'll put the Cher on for us. But I am not, never have been, never will be, nor do I have fantasies about being.... gay.

Homo.

Lane 08-20-2003 04:45 PM

mexicans feel left out :(

SCJason 08-20-2003 04:46 PM

The best part was "I do not have any gay friends, that I am aware of"
Fuckin Classic................

NBDesign 08-20-2003 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
mexicans feel left out :(
so to the degos :(

Nanda 08-20-2003 04:47 PM

:1orglaugh :winkwink:

SCJason 08-20-2003 04:50 PM

I retract my last statement............. "200 year old grandmommy got fucked in the mouth by Colonel Sanders"

Colonel Sanders..................:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jesus Christ..........bro.

Mr Pheer 08-20-2003 06:51 PM

how bout those of us that limp around on crutches?

you got nothing to say for the gimps??

man I feel deprived.....

rdunn404 08-20-2003 06:58 PM

So AMP, this may not be the best time to ask for a design for my new gay black female site huh?:glugglug

Sly_RJ 08-20-2003 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
how bout those of us that limp around on crutches?

you got nothing to say for the gimps??

man I feel deprived.....

Get back in bed you fucking gimp. You gimps are a total trip, cripples on an ego rush. You all think you're so cool because you can hop around on 2 sticks while your crippled buddies lay in bed waiting for their bed pan to be changed.

Sassyass 08-20-2003 07:17 PM


Lane 08-20-2003 07:18 PM

amp is a lesbian nigga

Ice 08-21-2003 01:26 AM

Amp I have called you out before and you have backed downed. If you ever wanna discuss or argue a point...bring it.....I welcome your stimulating converastion.

DarkJedi 08-21-2003 01:31 AM

AMP is coming out of the closet :1orglaugh

titmowse 08-21-2003 01:35 AM

shouldn't that be "Take your pc BULLSHIT and cram it UP your ass?

then again, i guess if i were laying on my back...no, that would be horizontally...okay, if i stuck my booty up in the air...:Graucho

Amputate Your Head 08-21-2003 01:45 AM

i'm burned out.... this was my last great rant for a good long while. I'm shaving my head, donning an orange robe, and going into exile to meditate and study kung foo. I'm on lurk status until further notice.

/peace.

Odin88 08-21-2003 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
shouldn't that be "Take your pc BULLSHIT and cram it UP your ass?

then again, i guess if i were laying on my back...no, that would be horizontally...okay, if i stuck my booty up in the air...:Graucho

Political correctness crap is already inside of the ass. Thus "CRAM it [while] in your ass."

Theo 08-21-2003 01:47 AM

AMP started realising

deepinside he is black

KRL 08-21-2003 01:49 AM

http://www.studioaudiences.com/image...millerlive.jpg

I think you just had a Dennis Miller moment.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

chodadog 08-21-2003 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
AMP started realising

deepinside he is black

Well, i don't know about that. But something black is deep inside him! :winkwink:

Theo 08-21-2003 02:58 AM

http://www.netexcitement.com/mrmarcus.jpg

Mr.Marcus DID Amp!

TDF 08-21-2003 03:11 AM

leave my brother outta this!

Paul Markham 08-21-2003 03:20 AM

Amp pop another Vallium and all be better.

:1orglaugh

AWW - Kevin 08-21-2003 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion
Good morning Amp!


Sleep well?:)

LOL

had another fight with your gay lovers black GF ?
:Graucho

digi 08-21-2003 03:35 AM

Women arent equal, they still get less pay for the same job a man do at some work places. Until thats fixed you cant say they are treated equally.

Donnie Gangsta 08-21-2003 03:53 AM

maybe if you kiss amp's ass a little bit more he will give you a special discount on a paysite design package..

or maybe he will do some extra special custom gallery templates that are guaranteed to acquire about 5 sales...


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